air penis

an instrument similar to the air guitar...played in a similar fashion but utilizing a stroking motion instead of a strumming motion.

dude 1_your sister plays the air penis well because she's an expert at the real deal.

by Vulva Hammer October 20, 2010

Pimpin the Air

When a person raises their hands towards heaven in an attempt to show a connection to a higher power, but it's just an act.

Do you think Sammy finally found religion?
Nah, he's just pimpin the air.

by cbs2669 July 16, 2019

Air talking

To literally talk to the air, when the person you were talking to disconnects from either the internet or cellphone on purpose or is dropped via their provider.

I spent more time air talking, because Kez freaking DC's so much dammit!

by adelews December 29, 2008

up in the air

adj. Something which is tentative, iffy, uncertain, unresolved, or otherwise not definitive. An unsettled matter.

After George had that cold, the trip to the opera was completely up in the air.

by united spammers January 13, 2011

air kiss

just like a blow kiss but that there's no blowing and you're kissing the air in the direction of your target.

kissing isn't allowed in class so the couple air kissed each other.

by usernameproblem October 11, 2013

Stagnating air

When the vibe/mood/aura of a room/place seems uneasy and out of the ordinary, the air is heavy and something feels wrong. It commonly foreshadows that something terrible is about to happen.

The term was heavily popularized in 2017 when the game DDLC (Doki Doki Literature Club) was released, and one of the characters (Yuri) uses it.

“Stagnating air is common foreshadowing that something terrible is about to happen” -Yuri 2017

by TheFrenchDuck June 1, 2021

Air Dog

A hot dog bun with no hot dog, just the condiments.

A homeless guy asked me for a bite of my hot dog. I told him, "Sure man, but it's actually an air dog." To which he replied, "Man that's gross, I finna die!"

by emspin January 11, 2012