jimi-napping

The unlawful act of capturing and carrying away a strangely homosexual man, with a rather small wiener that tends to touch your ears a lot and call you papa, against their will and holding them in false imprisonment.

Usually occurs with no additional request for random as the ear touching tends to be enough.

"He was jimi-napped, what should we do?!"

(confusion sets in)

..."another jimi-napping?!"

(police respond)

"We just need to wait for him to make his move, hopefully he'll leave the damn guy's ear alone.

by jimony snicket August 5, 2010

company napping

When someone steals products or people from one's company.

I hope he gets caught for company napping us!

by Mani ville April 15, 2019

Grown-napping

Kidnapping of a grown up by a kid

This kid came out of nowhere and tried grown-napping me.

by KiddBCrazy December 19, 2020

Tit-Nippin

When it is so cold and your nips are so hard you HAVE to put on a sweatshirt to cover them and they still stick out....

Damn, last night it was so cold my girl was straight up tit-nippin!

by Scoopcoop21 March 21, 2021

Cat Nippling

Cats being milked aggressively at a Harry Potter themed wedding for butter beer. While the couple sneaks of and has sex yelling “ ima shit on these walls ray”.

Omg that wedding had some HARD cat nippling happening behind the bar!

by imashitonthesewallsray November 16, 2021

crippling nippling

This term is most commonly used to describe someone who has crippled to the...

Person 1: "Ugh! I just got a 45% on the test"
Person 2: "That sux!"
Person 1: "I feel like crippling nippling"

by Goingthroughmyfearlessera December 16, 2021

Cat Nippling

Laying 10 Chicken and Cheese Burgers upon your bare chest like cat nipples whilst laying down on a bed.
Then eating them.

I'm going to cat nipple those burgers tonight. I love a good cat nippling.

by Glitter of Gary October 5, 2023