Nils is a elder time Scandinavian name given before to mostly priests meaning ”good priest” and mostly given to males
by Lolslin4443 April 27, 2019
Get the Nilsmug. A Hole in which the Urethra can sucessfull excrete urinary fluics through. The urethra is on the inside and the urine comes out through a smallish hole about the circumphrance of your pinky.
Not everyone has a nil hole. A nil hole is oonly for those who are lacking either male or female genetals. This person does not have a male or female sex, because they are classifeid as a nil. Nils are extremely rare and only about 1 out of 500,000 can be found.
A nill hole can become infected from time to time. Generally a scabby rash forms on the inside of the urethra. The scab colours range from bright red, to orange to yellow and occasionally green, blue or even purple. When the scabs turn andy of the last three colour mentioned, the person should be rushed to the hospital immediately.
As to decrease the risk of infections, a nil hole should be cleaned with a small paintbrush. The paint brush should have VixVaporRub™ and rubbing alchohol on it. This should decrease the risk of infection by about 3/4. Although it is not to say that an ifection will never occor. Many nils suffer from a mild rash about 13-14 months or so.
Not everyone has a nil hole. A nil hole is oonly for those who are lacking either male or female genetals. This person does not have a male or female sex, because they are classifeid as a nil. Nils are extremely rare and only about 1 out of 500,000 can be found.
A nill hole can become infected from time to time. Generally a scabby rash forms on the inside of the urethra. The scab colours range from bright red, to orange to yellow and occasionally green, blue or even purple. When the scabs turn andy of the last three colour mentioned, the person should be rushed to the hospital immediately.
As to decrease the risk of infections, a nil hole should be cleaned with a small paintbrush. The paint brush should have VixVaporRub™ and rubbing alchohol on it. This should decrease the risk of infection by about 3/4. Although it is not to say that an ifection will never occor. Many nils suffer from a mild rash about 13-14 months or so.
by Shavra34345 March 25, 2007
Get the Nil Holemug. 
by Solid_jai July 31, 2024
Get the Nils RPmug. Probably the most arrogant guy you'll ever meet. Nils typically has a complete lack of self-insight and will blame anyone or anything for problems they have. Never bring a Nils to a party, as he will scare off any potential relations with anyone if he is around you. If you have to bring a Nils anywhere, make sure to keep your distance and treat him like he is your brother and your mother made you take care of him while she was out.
A Nils may be smart, but he only uses his intelligence to bring others down or to make himself look like the smartest person in the room. Usually by shouting, gesticulating, and calling names.
On the bright side, Nils usually stays at home in his mom's apartment playing pool on his Nokia (and sending angry voice messages to people he meets online) and therefore his impact on society is extremely low.
Most Nils' are better off in distant countries where they don't understand his advanced English and his angry and unwarranted debating is seen as cute and because he is there to spend money on cheap beer and apartments the natives will treat him kindly.
A Nils may be smart, but he only uses his intelligence to bring others down or to make himself look like the smartest person in the room. Usually by shouting, gesticulating, and calling names.
On the bright side, Nils usually stays at home in his mom's apartment playing pool on his Nokia (and sending angry voice messages to people he meets online) and therefore his impact on society is extremely low.
Most Nils' are better off in distant countries where they don't understand his advanced English and his angry and unwarranted debating is seen as cute and because he is there to spend money on cheap beer and apartments the natives will treat him kindly.
-Hey guys, okay if Nils joins us at the party?
-Eh, could you make some excuse? Would rather not have him there, he always gets in a fight or argues with a girl that will eventually blunt a cigarette in his face because he is so disrespectful. And then we have to listen to his whining all night long about how she was sensitive and not willing to discuss women's rights "peacefully" or some stupid shit like that.
-Eh, could you make some excuse? Would rather not have him there, he always gets in a fight or argues with a girl that will eventually blunt a cigarette in his face because he is so disrespectful. And then we have to listen to his whining all night long about how she was sensitive and not willing to discuss women's rights "peacefully" or some stupid shit like that.
by iaMai September 20, 2020
Get the Nilsmug. She is an independent Turkish woman. She can cheer up everyone by just looking at their face. Although she can be a tiger at bed, she is very gentle at her partners body. Not to mention that she is totally bisexual. And what is silly about her relationships, 90% of the women she is attracted to happens to be straight. When Nil grows and becomes an adult, everyone sees her as the leader. And about friend relationships, she is the most kind, friendly, helpful and the smartest fiend. She deserves to be loved.
by thecheerful1withsadnessinside November 21, 2021
Get the Nilmug.