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NIL

Abbreviation commonly used on facebook marketplace meaning ‘Next in Line’. This is what the potential buyer comments on a post when they want the item that’s being sold. If the seller already has a buyer and they fall through then the person who commented “NIL” will be the next one to purchase.
*ITEM FOR SALE ON FACEBOOK*

Potential buyer comments, “NIL PLEASE”
by millsyyy534 April 25, 2022
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Nil nihilisti carborundum

Fake Latin which means, "Don't let the nihilists grind you down". This is another version of "Nil illegitimi carborundum" which means "Don't let the bastards grind you down".
"Sick of people tormenting you? Nil nihilisti carborundum. Hang in there!"
by Mad Magister February 14, 2024
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Nils

A widespread term used for pale ass rice niggers who likes hentai.
"Hurry! We will miss today's episode of Naruto."
"Stop being such a Nils."
by hot ninja November 17, 2016
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Nils

Nils is a elder time Scandinavian name given before to mostly priests meaning ”good priest” and mostly given to males
Old usage: i am the priest this town Nils
Modern usage: my name is Nils
by Lolslin4443 April 27, 2019
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nil

the number is nil
by luckygodzplay123 December 11, 2022
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nil

acronym- 'N-word In Livonia'

Livonia Police once used NIL so much over their radios that a citizen picked up on it while listening in on a police scanner. Livonia Police tried to say it meant 'Not In Lein' but their use didn't match up. They stopped saying NIL over the radio and made their police frequency private (even though it complicates communications with surrounding police agencies) and started using 'oh four' instead, which is an old police report numerical code for African Americans. Oh four plug Isa black male and oh four socket is a black female.
"Radio, we've got a NIL on the ditch (I-96) heading east to Detroit".
by handIe007 December 6, 2020
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Nil Hole

A Hole in which the Urethra can sucessfull excrete urinary fluics through. The urethra is on the inside and the urine comes out through a smallish hole about the circumphrance of your pinky.
Not everyone has a nil hole. A nil hole is oonly for those who are lacking either male or female genetals. This person does not have a male or female sex, because they are classifeid as a nil. Nils are extremely rare and only about 1 out of 500,000 can be found.
A nill hole can become infected from time to time. Generally a scabby rash forms on the inside of the urethra. The scab colours range from bright red, to orange to yellow and occasionally green, blue or even purple. When the scabs turn andy of the last three colour mentioned, the person should be rushed to the hospital immediately.
As to decrease the risk of infections, a nil hole should be cleaned with a small paintbrush. The paint brush should have VixVaporRub™ and rubbing alchohol on it. This should decrease the risk of infection by about 3/4. Although it is not to say that an ifection will never occor. Many nils suffer from a mild rash about 13-14 months or so.
I met a person who was a nil before. The yeven let me see their nil hole.
by Shavra34345 March 25, 2007
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