Nerf Dick

A half hard/half soft penis

I was so drunk that I couldn't fuck that chick. All I could come up with was a nerf dick.

by Big D Money September 20, 2007

nerf war

War with guns that shoot small foam penises. A fun and hilarious way to keep one's virginity.

BF-I got hit with 30 penises last night.
GF-EWW YOUR GAY GO AWAY!!!
BF-wait they're ner... Damn it she's gone. It was just a nerf war...

Oww why did you shoot me in the penis with a penis. That nerf war was intense

by СукаБлять January 5, 2015

Nerf Salad

Enough said

Julian: ay yo Dallas have you seen all the new freshman, they mad ugly bitties
Dallas: Nerf Salad

by TrueGangsta94 September 10, 2010

Nerf-Herder

some body who herds nerf, the space equivalent of space cows! dirty horrid job.

Han Solo

by Reko Star November 27, 2003

Nerf Ball

A condom that has been used, and after sex, the bloke leans out of the window, (or aims at a place with people) and chucks it at them. Similar to the normal nerf ball, as in it is weighty at one end, and flys like hell! Appropriate scoring can be made for accuracy and distance of throw.

Bloke 1: "I was making love to my girl, and then when i came, I took it out, leant out the window, and nerf balled the kid in the garden next door!"
Bloke 2: "Awesome! Head Shot?"
Bloke 1: "Of course"
Bloke 2: "Wicked, the full 10 pointer then!"q

by TommytheTank July 5, 2009

nerf or nothing

a popular catchphrase for the dart gun manufacturer nerf's commercials, the specifically late 2000s.

You here about that kid who brought a Nerf gun to a paintball fight? Nerf or nothing for him, I guess

by masonlogx September 13, 2019

Nerf War

An activity in which involves shooting entities (usually humans) with blasters that fire small foam projectiles. 2 or more players needed.

Me: “I IS GONNA OWN ALL OF YOUR FACES IN THE NERF WAR TONIGHT!!”

by THE ANONYMOUS FIGURE January 2, 2018