The website neopets.com has been around for many years. What was once a gaming site about pets for kids, teens and some even say college students is now completely bought over by corporations. Majority of its users are helpless scene/emo kids looking for online friends/relationships and then the other half are desperate 12 year old girls that love Twilight and the Jonas Brothers. Many of its users only come on for the chatrooms, my person favorite is the Fanclubs where a bunch of teens go around trolling, spamming and posting sexual innuendos. There are also 'popular' people on the boards. Some such as Jessikness, Sara, Laur, Sunao and Yadiza. Since these 'popular' users get frozen almost everyday, I am unable to post their account names, but you will probably see them around the website. Also, Neopets is absolutely addicting, yet it's the lamest thing ever. It is a guilty pleasure for many.
Typical Neopets Conversation:
katluver45: man oh man! im gonna marry edward cullen!
saraisgettingsome: Shut up you fool. I eat Edward and Jesus for breakfast.
katluver45: man oh man! im gonna marry edward cullen!
saraisgettingsome: Shut up you fool. I eat Edward and Jesus for breakfast.
by hellolordpleaseforgiveme August 19, 2009
I personally like Neopets. It's generally a more childish website, though teenagers and adults play also. Some features it has are:
-Pets
You raise a virtual pet. No neopets are real animals, though some you can tell are supposed to look like a real or fictional animal. Some species are unis, xweetoks, usuls, peophins, myncis, and so many more. There are also special species which it's hard to get. For example, a drawk. You can't just walk into Create A Pet and say you want one. You have to get an egg. You can paint them or customize them.
-User Lookups
You can write stuff about yourself, and code it to make your lookup look cool. The only part I don't like about that is that you have to use HTML, and I can never figure the damn thing out.
-Boards
You can talk to other users, if you're over 13. Or said that you are. I stay away from the boards, so I won't get iced. Iced, and Frozen, are other words for getting kicked off of Neopets forever. If you do go on the boards, beware. Some people over react and report you over the tinest things.
-Games
Some are easy, some are hard. You earn neopints (money) from them. I get around 30k a day from playing games.
-Exploring
There are lots of lands on Neopets, each with a different theme.
-Neopian Times
A "newspaper" full of user submitted material.
Gosh, theres more, I think, but I can't remember them. All in all, Neopets is a great site, but like every site, it has its flaws. And its addicting. Very, very addicting.
-Pets
You raise a virtual pet. No neopets are real animals, though some you can tell are supposed to look like a real or fictional animal. Some species are unis, xweetoks, usuls, peophins, myncis, and so many more. There are also special species which it's hard to get. For example, a drawk. You can't just walk into Create A Pet and say you want one. You have to get an egg. You can paint them or customize them.
-User Lookups
You can write stuff about yourself, and code it to make your lookup look cool. The only part I don't like about that is that you have to use HTML, and I can never figure the damn thing out.
-Boards
You can talk to other users, if you're over 13. Or said that you are. I stay away from the boards, so I won't get iced. Iced, and Frozen, are other words for getting kicked off of Neopets forever. If you do go on the boards, beware. Some people over react and report you over the tinest things.
-Games
Some are easy, some are hard. You earn neopints (money) from them. I get around 30k a day from playing games.
-Exploring
There are lots of lands on Neopets, each with a different theme.
-Neopian Times
A "newspaper" full of user submitted material.
Gosh, theres more, I think, but I can't remember them. All in all, Neopets is a great site, but like every site, it has its flaws. And its addicting. Very, very addicting.
I just adopted a Xweetok!
I just edited my user lookup.
Some people on the boards can be bitches.
Neopets is fun!
I just edited my user lookup.
Some people on the boards can be bitches.
Neopets is fun!
by VampireChick218 August 29, 2010
To clear things up, I know I have posted my meaning of Neopets, but know I'll give some other information I forgot to say. Well, here we go.
Neopets was a good place where TNT and you cared about the site and users. Now it's totally screwed. TNT won't care about anything but making money from the freaking sponsors. You'll find those sponsors shits all over the site: One on the top, the bottom, and in a side, offering you celulars, weigh loss programs and dating webpages. What´s up with the "Neopets it's not a dating webpage." huh? TNT is now the unfair police of the site, they have their own rules, wich they use to warn/freeze you. In the chat they're even worse, TNT deleted the general chat, and made all the other ones look more profesional. Even worse to find:7-year old n00bs who beg for girlfriends or boyfriends and report you for no apparent reason. Yet you can't swear but n00bs can, for example:
Me:Hey please could some of you help me?
N00b:ZOMG sHuT Up yOur3 SucH n00b y0U mUsT4 FuCk YoU!!!!!!1!!!!11!
Tell them they can go fuck TNT and their pets all night long instead of asking for girlfriends.
When you lose all your hard work because of a bug, you mail TNT, if you're lucky, you'll get nothing but a crap that says:"Go to the boards, people will be more happy to help." They're WRONG! That freaking letter it's a fucking copy paste from the past. Back then, people helped you and you helped them. Now n00bs won´t stop annoying you if you ask for help.
If you want a better virtual pet site, try littlepetshop.com
Neopets was a good place where TNT and you cared about the site and users. Now it's totally screwed. TNT won't care about anything but making money from the freaking sponsors. You'll find those sponsors shits all over the site: One on the top, the bottom, and in a side, offering you celulars, weigh loss programs and dating webpages. What´s up with the "Neopets it's not a dating webpage." huh? TNT is now the unfair police of the site, they have their own rules, wich they use to warn/freeze you. In the chat they're even worse, TNT deleted the general chat, and made all the other ones look more profesional. Even worse to find:7-year old n00bs who beg for girlfriends or boyfriends and report you for no apparent reason. Yet you can't swear but n00bs can, for example:
Me:Hey please could some of you help me?
N00b:ZOMG sHuT Up yOur3 SucH n00b y0U mUsT4 FuCk YoU!!!!!!1!!!!11!
Tell them they can go fuck TNT and their pets all night long instead of asking for girlfriends.
When you lose all your hard work because of a bug, you mail TNT, if you're lucky, you'll get nothing but a crap that says:"Go to the boards, people will be more happy to help." They're WRONG! That freaking letter it's a fucking copy paste from the past. Back then, people helped you and you helped them. Now n00bs won´t stop annoying you if you ask for help.
If you want a better virtual pet site, try littlepetshop.com
N00b:H3y W11l y0U plz b m4h g33RfR13nD???
Me:NEVER! FUCK YOU FOR SWEARING ME!!!
N00b:Lyk ZOMG!1!!!!1 R3p0rT1ng y0U f0r Sw34R1nG!!!!1!!1!
Me:So? Shut up, this isn't Neopets. Learn to spell, n00b.
Me:NEVER! FUCK YOU FOR SWEARING ME!!!
N00b:Lyk ZOMG!1!!!!1 R3p0rT1ng y0U f0r Sw34R1nG!!!!1!!1!
Me:So? Shut up, this isn't Neopets. Learn to spell, n00b.
by not7yearoldn00b April 11, 2009
A neopet is a pet people can create on neopets. The neopet is the main part of the game (although many people do stay on for the chats/avatars..etc). People can do a lot of things with the pet, for example: paint the neopet, feed it, zap...etc.
by antiquewhite April 10, 2006
About the gayest site in the world. Very addictive. One can waste HOURS on the website, and DREAM of their pixel pet, and think of "cute" ways to find their "pet" a gf or bf. People who are "insiders" on the site have ABSOLUTELY NO LIVES WHATSOEVER. And when people consider the people they chat with to be "their friends" its sad, cuz they really dont have REAL FRIENDS.
Dumbest site in the INTERNET.
Dumbest site in the INTERNET.
Dammit. Neopets is "down for matenence." ='( IMMA CRY MY EYES OUT UNTIL IT COMES BACK! WHAAA! I HAVE NO FUCKIN LIFE AND NO REAL FRIENDS!
by Kalcutta May 29, 2005
Neopets, a childish yet addicting site, started in 1999 as a harmless website for bored college students. It was fine until 2006. It was fun, the games were original, and things had a personal touch to them. Then, in 2006, Viacom bought Neopets, and turned it into an advertising machine. Now every page there are at least three ads, and sponsor games make up at least half of the overall games. There's a freaking Neopets CEREAL. And Neopets dolls and trading cards and magazines. Adam and Donna are no longer in charge of Neopets, Viacom is. -sigh-
Personperson: LYK OMG IM GONNA BUY SUM AWSUM NEOPETS TOYS AND GET FREE STUFF ON NEOPETS!
Me: -sighs and shakes head-
Me: -sighs and shakes head-
by yeshman July 24, 2009
Neopets is a fucking shithole you go there and play 99% sponser game crap and they are friken hipocrites!
they wont let you mention any alcoholic drink(look at red wine and orher wines!)THERE faeries(fairys)boobs are poping out of there tops and look they work for a friken strip club they say itz not a dating sevice yet the words for mate1 are just hovering over your of game meraca chase and they just sit there and freeze peple 4 da fun:oveall:neopets fucks there own mothers:play neopets and turn crazy!!!
they wont let you mention any alcoholic drink(look at red wine and orher wines!)THERE faeries(fairys)boobs are poping out of there tops and look they work for a friken strip club they say itz not a dating sevice yet the words for mate1 are just hovering over your of game meraca chase and they just sit there and freeze peple 4 da fun:oveall:neopets fucks there own mothers:play neopets and turn crazy!!!
addicten:
mum:celeste, time to get of neopets dear!
celsete:NOOOOOOOOOOO ILLL FUCKING KILL YOU!
mum:where did you get that language?
celeste:I FUCKING GOT IT FROM NEOPETS THATS FUCKING HOW!!!
TNT(the neopets friken team):
adam:i just froze all the people on the sitE!exept featheralley!!!1111!!1!!!1
donna:w0w th4t5 s0 900d 4d4m!!!
mum:celeste, time to get of neopets dear!
celsete:NOOOOOOOOOOO ILLL FUCKING KILL YOU!
mum:where did you get that language?
celeste:I FUCKING GOT IT FROM NEOPETS THATS FUCKING HOW!!!
TNT(the neopets friken team):
adam:i just froze all the people on the sitE!exept featheralley!!!1111!!1!!!1
donna:w0w th4t5 s0 900d 4d4m!!!
by no way dude June 22, 2007