creamed nards

When your balls are kicked so hard that the testicles turn into a pain soaked mush.

YO, THAT NIGGA WAS GONNA BEAT THAT DOG BUT THIS MOTHA FUCKA DONE SERVED THAT NIGGA A HELPING O' CREAMED NARDS!!! YO.

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 4, 2017

lymph nards

1. small testicles

2. what a married man has if he doesn't wear the pants in his own house

3. a reference to the size a man's balls get after years of consuming GMO's packaged in containers lined with BPA's

Billy's man boobs complemented his lymph nards perfectly.

by austinzyxw September 10, 2012

Jacking Nards

The act in which one fucks with or pisses another person off in a gay way. Not literally jacking another man’s cumsack

Mike: you are fag
Guy 2: shut the fuck up and quit jacking nards you dumb smelly ape

by DickDude2002 September 23, 2019

Nard Gobbler

An idiot or someone who sucks at just about everything.

Dude! You totally just got us in trouble...fucking nard gobbler.

by Merch-Ant August 13, 2013

Nard Monkey

Is a male primate who can both eat and possess nards simultaneously.

Andrew: "Ryan you know what you are?"

Ryan: "What?"

Andy: "You're a Nard Monkey"

Ryan: *cries*

by HoloConch January 30, 2021

Nard bag

The scrotum. The bag that holds the nards (testicles).

Guy 1: Shit, she bruised my nard bag!
Guy 2: Fuck, ice them!

by DaveDH March 14, 2023

Nard Sucking

Nard sucking, is the act of an individual performong the act of sucking ones nards, this can be done in many different ways for many different reasons such as a quick cash grab or for pleasure during intercourse

Dom went behind the denny's at 3am to do some Nard Sucking for some crack money

by TheManHimself04 May 29, 2020