creamed nards

When your balls are kicked so hard that the testicles turn into a pain soaked mush.

YO, THAT NIGGA WAS GONNA BEAT THAT DOG BUT THIS MOTHA FUCKA DONE SERVED THAT NIGGA A HELPING O' CREAMED NARDS!!! YO.

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 4, 2017

Nard Gobbler

An idiot or someone who sucks at just about everything.

Dude! You totally just got us in trouble...fucking nard gobbler.

by Merch-Ant September 8, 2013

Nard bag

The scrotum. The bag that holds the nards (testicles).

Guy 1: Shit, she bruised my nard bag!
Guy 2: Fuck, ice them!

by DaveDH March 13, 2023

lymph nards

1. small testicles

2. what a married man has if he doesn't wear the pants in his own house

3. a reference to the size a man's balls get after years of consuming GMO's packaged in containers lined with BPA's

Billy's man boobs complemented his lymph nards perfectly.

by austinzyxw September 10, 2012

Nard Monkey

Is a male primate who can both eat and possess nards simultaneously.

Andrew: "Ryan you know what you are?"

Ryan: "What?"

Andy: "You're a Nard Monkey"

Ryan: *cries*

by HoloConch January 29, 2021

Jacking Nards

The act in which one fucks with or pisses another person off in a gay way. Not literally jacking another man’s cumsack

Mike: you are fag
Guy 2: shut the fuck up and quit jacking nards you dumb smelly ape

by DickDude2002 September 23, 2019

Nard Bard

A nickname used to refer to one as a testicle flicker.

Geez, Rob is such a nard bard. I hate him.

by DonCheadlelover November 26, 2021