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Nard Monkey
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Is a male
primate
who can both eat and possess
nards
simultaneously
.
Andrew: "Ryan
you know what
you are
?"
Ryan: "What?"
Andy: "
You're a
Nard Monkey"
Ryan: *cries*
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HoloConch
January 29, 2021
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