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bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary
Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me
by CumSlayer March 14, 2022
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doin-my-duz-my

Usually spelled "doinmyduzmy".
Meaning I'm doing my own thing. I'm doing me.
Also said,"domyduzmy"
Don't worry 'bout me, I'm doin-my-duz-my.
I'm gonna domyduzmy no matter what.
by Felone April 23, 2008
mugGet the doin-my-duz-mymug.

from my roots to my boots

In reply to: "you got that Chicago in you"
"From my roots to my boots"

"She's nasty. She need a clorox shower from her roots to her boots. Even then, I wouldn't fuck her."
by exdewbeegirl October 14, 2015
mugGet the from my roots to my bootsmug.

Sorry My Friend Took My Phone

Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully
Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”

Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested

Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me
by Kaney Wets January 7, 2022
mugGet the Sorry My Friend Took My Phonemug.

My Dear My Darling

You are my dear my darling my everything
by Hollidays.bitch March 24, 2024
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My Body My Crime

A slogan woman can wear on tshirts, bumper stickers, picket signs . This slogan refers to having to terminate pregnancies themselves with pills, back alleys, kitchens and hangars. I have to doubt the police will take them to jail to check their uteri
The entire sorority stood outside the State Capitol chanting “My Body My Crime” to make it clear abortions won’t stop just because a bunch of old white men in government decided abortions are now a crime
by Poppy Birchbark January 22, 2023
mugGet the My Body My Crimemug.

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