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slobber down my nob you bitch 

A phrase used when giving a Serbian/Yugoslavian (or one of those messed up eastern european places) prostitute orders

A play on the ex president of serbia and yugoslavias name. (Slobodan Melosevic)
whore: Vhat Vhould Yer Liyk Meh Too Dooh?

You: Erm, Slobber down my nob you bitch

bitch call my dick 

a phrase used while leaving a voicemail which imply that the person who was called needs to call or at least call back the person leaving the message. Otherwise the recipient would be a fool ass bitch.
Raven's voice mail message: I'm not able to get to my phone. You know what to do.

Tina: Girl, You will not believe that I am breakin' it down at this party with Diddy. He asked me to come along with his friends and he said I could invite you. Bitch call my dick!
bitch call my dick by Mikey27 February 26, 2008

Bitch clean my fish 

The appropriate retort when you get fed up with back-talk, complaining, or bitching from your woman.
Woman: "Can you NOT go watch football for just one Sunday?'

You: "Bitch clean my fish!"

Hit ur bitch in my socks 

Fight or fuck ur girl in socks
Gucci flips flops fuck it I'll hit ur bitch in my socks

not my daughter, you bitch! 

the most awesome quote from harry potter and the deathly hallows (book 7), when mrs. weasley takes on bellatrix lestrange and kills her for trying to take on her only daughter, ginny. quite possibly the best/ most badass quote in the series.
not my daughter, you bitch! ~Mrs. Weasley

lata bitch, get the fuck off my screen 

Trick2g's famous line
trick2g: *outplays*
trick2g: LATA BITCH, GET THE FUCK OFF MY SCREEN