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Minnesota musket

Not to be confused with the Tennessee musket or Alaskan Musket Loader but similar to nature.

During the act of a twosome, and both are wearing condoms, the male will stuff gunpowder into the vagina with his musket, then proceed to stuff a marble into her vagina, light the condom, stuff the condom into the vagina, then proceed to let both let out their love juice at the same time.
"I got a 3 degree burn in my Va-jay-jay after my husband gave me a Minnesota musket!"
by MarioManz June 1, 2019
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Minnesota Dial-Tone

A sex act wherein you scream into your partner's ear during coitus, causing a loud ringing or tinnitus-like sound to fill your partner's ears - the eponymous "Dial-Tone". First originated in the suburbs of St. Paul, Minnesota.
My Tinder date gave me a Minnesota Dial-Tone last night, and my ears have been ringing all day.
by Nickf2019 June 26, 2019
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mannermaristic

To whom uses manner rather well
That boy is very mannermaristic he was clearly raised right
by Mr mannermaristic October 16, 2021
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North minneapolis

A ghetto of minneapolis minnesota basically a mini chicago
"Aye boa don't get caught lacking ova north" "North Minneapolis dudes different on me boa"
by tsrehtqfgkhxjlwdkcnq January 21, 2021
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MUNcest

Amendment to above definition by Kris-Nigel:

"While first and second degree MUNcest are in fact smiled upon in many circles,"

should be read as:

"While SECOND and THIRD degree..."
Second and third degree MUNcest are in fact smiled upon in many circles.
by Kris-Nigel December 16, 2003
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The Weeping Mannequin

A depraved sex act and type of voyeurism popular in S&M. The female is required to pose in an odd position that is uncomfortable. Every time she moves the male shocks a puppy with a tazer causing the female to cry.
The Weeping Mannequin

Man: I saw that!
Puppy: Yipe!
Woman:*sob*
by The Collectiveish August 3, 2010
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rochester minnesota

A city in Minnesota USA, largely dependent on the hotel buisness due to its Mayo Clinic, which gives it the name "med"-city. IBM has a plant in Rochester, and these two big "businesses" virtually dominate the jobs in Rochester, almost everyone’s mom or dad works at either of the two.
Lots of free time, lots of drugs, and a growing crime rate ever since it was pronounced the best place to live in the US in 93 or 94.

It’s about an hour away from the only other city in Minnesota that matters, the twin-cities, and has several small towns surrounding it. Drug dealers usually reside in these small towns.

There are four major highschools; John Marshall, Mayo, Century, Lourdes (private). Many other alternative schools for the dumbasses that drop out or get kicked out of the other schools( ROC, Studio Academy, Schaffer Academy...) The teenagers go to "rock" town from surrounding towns, exclaiming it’s the shit. Yet they usually just end up cruising Broadway for hours on end, showing off their extreme skill of burning gas and blaring loud music. Then the teenagers from this "rock" town go to the cities, saying that Rochester sucks and there is "never anything to do here". In the end, it’s a great place to live, and just take some time to notice what there really is to do.
The growing rate of Rochester is staggering, and already tops 100,000 people, with over 7,000 visitors at any given time. A four year college is believed to be a possibility in the near future, and will most likely make rochester, truly , a radical place to live.
"hey man, lets go in to rochester minnesota to get a sack, then cruise broadway to find some bitches... fuckin kasson sucks"
by TEDstead June 28, 2007
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