mung

The resulting secretion after kicking a late term pregnant woman in the stomach.
The dinner was cold; I forget what happened next, but there was mung all over the carpet.
by Ray Flynn May 11, 2005
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Any vile or putrid substance resembling a swamp or quagmire; swamplike; Any malodorous decaying pit of grass clippings, standing water and garbage. More specifically, THE Mung in the back of Matt and Brett's house kept guard by Clovis.
"Hey Matt, I fell into the fuckin' Mung when I was running from the cops after they busted your party. I smell like a fuckin' sewer...what the fuck is in the Mung? I got some on my skin. Is my foot going to fall off?
by Kowal June 18, 2005
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Mung (n.) 1. A slang word used to describe the contents of afterbirth. 2. The #1 worst thing to get when trick-or-treating on Halloween. (Wayne's World, SNL) 3. The excretion that results from applying pressure to a pregnant woman's stomach. (South Park)

Ew, yo, I smell afterbirth... Mung.

For breakfast, I usualy begin my day with a steaming cup of mung, followed by french toast.

When it's gotta be Mung, make it Mung brand Mung.
by MartinMcManus December 05, 2005
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The liquid substance that deploys from a pregnant woman's gash when she is struck to the stomach with a canoe paddle. Note that in order to achieve 'mung' (or 'to mung' the subject) one must use a CANOE PADDLE, otherwise it's just not mung.
I couldn't take her moaning in morning so I her into the back garden and munged her yin.

Josh got over the loss of his unborn child with a nice glass of mung.
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Stephen Reid and Skyler Stetler's pillow cases
damn bitch check out that mung, ew its looks like skylers face.
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Non-specific liquid found in un-clean places.
Garbage - Trash = mung
by Nutralizr April 22, 2009
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a) office subordinate; b) chief deputy in charge of organizing worker safety initiatives; c) fishbowl occupant; d) the person you want to have on your right when playing cards; e) a word that's fun to say in the place of anything
Where's Munge?

Just shut up, you had me at Munge.

We need to stop, I think I have a Munge in my shoe.

Would you like Munge with that?

I can't believe they asked me if I want Munge. Of course I want some fucking Munge!
by MicahtheDangerous October 12, 2010
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