minge muncher

woman who likes to give oral pleasure to other women

she is a minge muncher

by beernshag October 3, 2003

Masturbation muscles

A person who attains muscular definition or gain in the arms primarily through masturbation. One must not uniformly masturbate or masturbate solely with one arm if he is to achieve a significant or aesthetically pleasing result. Ways to fully utilise this workout include but are not limited to:
Set arm days
Switching arms halfway through masturbation
Freestyle (recommended for experienced users only)

''Wow your arms are so big you must workout loads!'' girl says flatteringly while feeling on arm.

''Not that much to be honest with you I'm just naturally endowed,'' typical lie said by happy user of MM method.

''Those are definitely masturbation muscles,'' murmurs a well-educated onlooker to his friend enviously.

by cheesyballs January 26, 2014

wrinkle muncher

a younger individual who is sexually attracted to older people

Jacob, I can't believe you tried hooking up with my grandma, you're such a wrinkle muncher!!

by Torsea October 25, 2020

Muscles Glasses

Oh Muscles Glasses, where do we begin? He's the muscley French-Canadian guy off Epic Meal Time! That sexy man will eat anything. And I like to watch.

Me: I only watch EMT to watch Muscles Glasses eat. It's a turn on.

by lindseyyyywhatwhat August 13, 2011

Muscle Mary

Gay men obsessed with achieving the perfect body.

Muscle Marys often spend hours at the gym lifting weights to secure a good physique.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

missionary muscles

The triceps; they are the muscles that a man uses to support himself while having sex in the missionary position.

Oh man, I was on top of Renee for two hours last night and now my missionary muscles are killing me.

by silasmeister May 2, 2010

penis muncher

Any living thing with a mouth that munches on penis.

"Man Kelly sure is a penis muncher! Look at the way shes munching on Josh's dick!"

by kelsey :) October 13, 2008