A Texas Mudflap is the act of a woman (or man) lapping their tongue on the man's butthole while holding his nuts in her mouth like a greedy squirrel.
This is similar to tea-bagging but with an extra step for added degree of difficulty.
Proper preparation is to have the man's anus partially or fully shaved. A hairy butthole changes the act to "Millionaire's High Tea".
This is similar to tea-bagging but with an extra step for added degree of difficulty.
Proper preparation is to have the man's anus partially or fully shaved. A hairy butthole changes the act to "Millionaire's High Tea".
While my cock took a nap on her forehead, she squirreled up between my legs and gave me a Texas Mudflap. I didn't kiss her the rest of the night.
by dpfanatic October 23, 2009
this is the act of three boys discovering their homosexuality with each other in a public college study lounge
Alex, Blake and Nathan are studying together in a study lounge, they all express that they are gay. Two girls walk by and overhear the conversation, they tell the boys they have just had a tortilla mudflap.
by Supa Hottie February 23, 2007
A righteous ba donka donk butt, the kind you'd just wanna stink your face in between and go BRRRRRRZANG
by Jon Himself March 14, 2003
A haircut that is business in the front and party in the back. The boys in Boise call it this... We call it a Mullet; Hockey Hair in Minnesota.
by MuddyRunnerGirl March 10, 2009
by Lord Gaben69 April 13, 2016
Your partner must have explosive diarrhea You anally penetrate your partner of choice with the stock of an Ak-47, and they begin uncontrollably shitting all over the firearm. You then penetrate the barrel of the firearm and use your testicles as a mudflap to control the explosive shit. Once done, you remove the firearm and use the cum and shit covered rounds to protect the motherland.
"Why is rifle covered in cum and shit comrade?"
"I gave the wife the good ol' Soviet Mudflap last night blayt."
"I gave the wife the good ol' Soviet Mudflap last night blayt."
by Ni🅱️🅱️a Cat March 9, 2019