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Kool Aid Moustache

The usually red stain on the upper lip from Kool Aid that resembles a moustache. It usually is shaped in a semi-circle fashion due to the shape of the cup and looks like the Pringles Guy's moustache. While it is acceptable on children if a person over 11 has one they should live in complete shame.
Kenny: Dude is that a Kool Aid Moustache on your lip Alex?

Alex: No, its just a mark I got earlier.

Kenny: Bullshit, your 20 years old and you still haven't learned to drink from a glass you dumbass.
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Scottish Moustache 

refers to the bloody residue gathered above ones upper lip after having performed cunnilinigus on a woman during her menstrual cycle.
"Hey Jordan, what's up with your lip, bro? Did you cut yourself?"

"Nah, just haven't washed off the Scottish Moustache Sarah

gave me last night. She's still on her period."

"That's just plain f*uckin' gross."
Scottish Moustache by relaxfrancis October 15, 2009

Clit Moustache 

When a female shaves off her pubic hair but leaves just an arch of hair above the clitoris. Similar to a walrus style bristle brush early 20th century moustache.
'Cath shaved her pubes last night but she left a clit moustache.'
Clit Moustache by Kim Mitten December 25, 2008

Devil's Moustache 

Slang for the hair that grow's in a persons butt crack - specifically around the anus
He bent over, opened his legs and all i could see was a big, thick black devil's moustache
Devil's Moustache by shite_hawk November 3, 2010

Pants Moustache 

An overgrown bikini line that's sprouting out either side of the underwear.
You should really get down to the waxing parlour and get that pants moustache seen to.
Pants Moustache by Anja_Antares November 12, 2010

red moustache ride 

The act of eating a girl out while she is on her period, leaving a red moustache above your lip.
Antonio:Yo bro Belinda was on her period last night but I didn't care.
Kyle:Eww bro you gave her a red moustache ride
red moustache ride by KHer2 March 17, 2010

teenage moustache 

Guys who just hit puberty who can't fucking shave their nasty-ass "moustaches" because they're too afraid to ask their daddy for a razor. Not dark, but noticable hair on a guy's upper lip. So gross.