The exact opposite of a taxi driver's tan. Its when one person mooches enough rides from people that their right arm, left in the UK, actually starts tanning because of the increased exposure to sun when the passenger's arm is outside of the window.
by McRunsfast January 14, 2009
Get the Mooch Tan mug.Someone who is a notorious moocher, first used in The Simpsons episode "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore".
"Hey man, let me go buy another round. You guys have any money? My shout next time, I promise"
"Dude, that's what he says everytime. He keeps mooching off of us. He's a Moocholini"
"Dude, that's what he says everytime. He keeps mooching off of us. He's a Moocholini"
by ZanL.Jackson July 14, 2009
Get the Moocholini mug.Derived from the word "mutual." The word mooch-wahl refers to a person in a group of friends that does not fit in. Therefor a mutual agreement between the real friends occurs that the one said person does not fit in. They also are awkward and do not realize they are not like the group. That person would be referred to as a mooch-wahl. Friends always talk about others behind their backs in a group. If you are not observing this behavior you're probably the mooch-wahl.
Pronounced: Mooch "wall"
Enunciation: said like: bitch please
Pronounced: Mooch "wall"
Enunciation: said like: bitch please
Person A: blah blah blah
Person B: blah blah blah
Person C: awkward statement (then leaves the room)
Person A: What a fuckin' mooch-wahl.
Person B: blah blah blah
Person C: awkward statement (then leaves the room)
Person A: What a fuckin' mooch-wahl.
by Phappy September 20, 2009
Get the mooch-wahl mug.That one friend in your group who you secretly hate because they are always borrowing money, food, cigarettes, etc. And never pay you back or show appreciation. They expect everything to be handed to them in life.
My friend just sits at the bar all night waiting for guys to buy her drinks, she's such a moochapotamus.
by chellington September 4, 2010
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Moocher’s Fee can range between 5%-15% but anything above this percetange would be considered Ass Raped definition #4
Moocher’s Fee can range between 5%-15% but anything above this percetange would be considered Ass Raped definition #4
Jorge purchased a rare whisky online but needed it delivered to Larry’s house because no one would be home to accept Jorge’s delivery.
Jorge “Hey Larry, can I have this product shipped to your place?” Larry replies “Hey bud, no problem but I’ll have to charge you a 10% Moocher’s Fee” - Once the item arrived, Larry poured 10% into his personal decanter. Leaving Jorge with 90% of the whisky.
Jorge “Hey Larry, can I have this product shipped to your place?” Larry replies “Hey bud, no problem but I’ll have to charge you a 10% Moocher’s Fee” - Once the item arrived, Larry poured 10% into his personal decanter. Leaving Jorge with 90% of the whisky.
by WhiskyDuo February 18, 2019
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