molester uncle

The dirty uncle that has a thing for young children. Chooses to molest children from his own audacity.

My dirty molester uncle tried to touch my ass , he always does this!

by Turtle king indeed November 15, 2019

Turd Molester

A person who is so completely vile and objectionable that her/she makes excrement feel violated.

The Westboro so-called Baptist Church is a congregation of turd molesters.

by coeurkrahe April 3, 2011

Chicken Molesters

A standard Serbian expression they will call you if you don't have the right impact in the society.

There's been a big corruption scandal in Serbian public sector or Government, or a state's corporation.

People are asking "Did the police arrest the sharks already?"
"No, they just did the standard job - cathing the chicken molesters."

This is a chicken molester baseball bat *pulls out 12 inches baseball bat*
I am going to kick the hell out of my father when he makes sounds in the bathroom, but I'll try not to be arrested this time.

by wequtz June 9, 2015

hand molester

1. Feeling the need to molest your hand and then doing so
2. The act of molesting someone else's hand to show affection
3. Touching someone else in order to get their skin cells on your hand and then molesting your hand so you can eat thrie cells.

"Did you see him at the party? He is such a hand molester!"

by suspendernoob October 5, 2016

Cadet Molesté

A read house urban legend.The subject of the so called "curse of the Oxfordshire ablutions".was molested by an anonymous staff member (MB) to the tune of the popular meme soundtrack"can I but my bowls in yo jowls" (prod.bbbbisexual beats). Subsequently ending his own life out of shame in the male ablutions.It is said that he haunts the last shower in the ablutions and his spirit is released if the shower is turned on.He subsequently plays "pranks" on unsuspecting basic cadets (such as pulling their duvets off and singing the famous meme soundtrack"can I put my bowls in yo jowls".It is rumoured that Cadet Molesté is his real name.

Basic cadet 1 - "My duvet got taken off last night."
Basic cadet 2 - "Must've been Cadet Molesté because you turned the last shower on."

by Red Shirt Martin 69 November 27, 2021

Your Ancestor Molester

The biggest "ur" comeback of them all. Once you say this, you automatically won. There is no way they can't comeback.

Guy 1: ur mom gay
Guy 2: no u
Guy 1: ur granny tranny
Guy 2: ur grandpap a trap
Guy 1: ur family tree LGBT
Guy 2: Your ancestor molester

Guy 1 then proceeds to get the life sucked out of him and loses this argument.

by ResponsiblyConfused May 20, 2018

Molesterbater

When you molest someone with a werid accent.

Joe molesterbaters Teresa during health

by IWasMolesterbatered June 12, 2011