The Milkman

When you and your friend nut on each others hands and rub it on your dicks.

Me and Ted did the milkman yesterday. (no homo)

by Painus Cupcake April 10, 2019

The milkman

A man who prefers dating/ hooking up with white women

Have you heard about jordan’s taste in women? i heard he’s The milkman

by R1cobkny March 5, 2023

waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

by Sexydimma July 18, 2014

Knocking the Milkman out

To masturbate furiously in the morning.

Paul was caught knocking the milkman out by his wife yesterday.

by Myersrum September 6, 2019

Milkman

The first person to lose in the No-Nut Challenge

"Josh lost the No-Nut Challenge, what a milkman!"

by A Horse With No Name June 15, 2020