Minnesota Mild Off

It's the opposite of a Mexican Stand Off. In a Minnesota Mild Off, participants come to an impasse become either no one has strong feelings or they're unwilling to voice them.

"Hey guys, what should we get for dinner tonight?"
"I'm easy"
"I had pizza yesterday, so maybe not that?"
"Oh, I ate earlier so I'll just have something small. You guys choose."

And so we came to a Minnesota Mild Off on the notoriously difficult topic of what food should we eat.

by Marshall_Eriksen December 14, 2020

Javier Milde

The reason why one should keep going. He is the most handsome human being alive and if you get the chance you should bear his child!

Javier Milde is the love of my life :)

by nervnisch September 11, 2022

Dates gone mild

1. When the events of the day have turned from sizzling to mild.

2. When your dating partner doesn't vibe right

1. After the gym I messaged my booty call and she came over; therefore my dates has gone mild.

2. My dates gone mild when the booty call had an important meeting to attend to, so we didn't have time for round two.

3. That broad shared her onlyfans with me, it's safe to say my dates gone mild.

by RobbinRich May 3, 2022

MILD

A mother I like to date

Damn that single mother is hot and knows how to handle herself and her kids. She is a MILD

by Hotsaucebobo January 9, 2022

Buying the mild

An alarming lack of balls or guts

I think im gonna skip this next coaster

Stop buying the mild man. Come on.

by Rainbow Lizard Racing December 29, 2024

Mild to Wild

The tendency to get overly emotionally involved in an online discussion with strangers when the subject matter was benign.

Aaron really went from mild to Wild on that post it was t even that deep

by Саша-изКазани January 3, 2025

mild minute

When the "do be" is not a hot minute it's a mild minute

"Bruh it's been a mild" "facts has been"
"My guy it's been a mild minute". "tf you talkin bout"

by Fiveqt May 24, 2023