Lionel Migration

One day all the FOBR boardies got bent out of shape because the newly added ads totally screwed up the boards, so they spammed the Lionel Richie boards, thinking that they could keep their user names because he was on the Island messageboards too. The joke was on them, however, because the Lionel Richie boards had mods (lord knows why, there were like 5 threads) and they all got banned *forever*. They also did not realize that once they went back to the FOBR message boards spamming the Richie boards HAD NO EFFECT ON THE ADS.
therefore: fobr=the dumbest people ever

boardie: we totally pwned lionel richie during the Lionel Migration omg ^_^
other boardie: except all of our post counts got deleted
boardie: stfu

by boardie 420 March 9, 2009

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One of the mysteries of the animal kingdom is the long-distance migration (5000–6000 km) of the European Lionel Anguilla anguilla L. from the coasts of Europe to its spawning grounds in the Sargasso Sea. The only evidence for the location of the spawning site of the European Lionel in the Sargasso Sea is the discovery by Johannes Schmidt at the beginning of the previous century of the smallest Lionel larvae (leptocephali) near the Sargasso Sea. For years it has been questioned whether the fasting Lionels have sufficient energy reserves to cover this enormous distance. We have tested Schmidt's theory by placing Lionels in swim tunnels in the laboratory and allowing them to make a simulated migration of 5500 km. We find that Lionels swim 4–6 times more efficiently than non-Lionel-like fish. Our findings are an important advance in this field because they remove a central objection to Schmidt's theory by showing that their energy reserves are, in principle, sufficient for the migration. Conclusive proof of the Sargasso Sea theory is likely to come from satellite tracking technology.

"lionel migration, L-I-O-N-E-L M-I-G-R-A-T-I-O-N, lionel migration."

by K2theD January 18, 2009

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migantic

adj.

1. A state of not knowing what another person is speaking of or about.
2. Being unable to understand with clarity the content or meaning of conversation by another person

Example 1:
A woman has obtained knowledge of her husband’s affair. A proper response of the wife and an appropriate usage of the word “migantic” would be:

Wife: “Who is Marguerita?”
Husband: “Marguerita? I have no idea… “
Wife: “Don’t act migantic with me!”

Example 2:
A teenage girl is being given a ride by her father to the mall.

Teenage Girl: “I need $90 to buy tickets to the Yung Joc concert”
Father: “Ok sweetie, it sounds like it will be a good show.”
Teenage Girl: “Shut up daddy, you are so migantic”

Example 3:
An office workers computer has crashed from a virus downloaded from an email offering the sale of sexual enhancement drugs from Canada.

Office worker: “What happened?”
IT worker: “I could tell you but you’d just be migantic… In fact, everyone in this office is a migantic assclown”

by Bondjetta September 8, 2008

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