Midnight Munchies

The emptiness you feel in your stomach in the middle of the night, usually while watching commercials for pizza or Burger King.

Guy #1: Hey what did you do last night?

Guy #2: Ughh man, I was watching this movie on TV, and then a Burger King commercial came on for the Whopper JR. I realized I totally had the midnight munchies and I just had to get 50 of them things.

Midnight Munchies by Bill Tregen March 5, 2010

midnight monster 

Waking up in the middle of the night relizing you have to take a massive shit.

"dude i had the worst midnight monster last night."

midnight monster by Drew Pecock November 25, 2007

Midnight Landscaper 

Is a person that goes out at night (usually on Weekends, under the influance of Beers) and does burnouts on front lawns of others property.

Lagwagon Lyrics to "Stockin the Neighbors":

"...Dave's a midnight landscaper, and he's working overtime, And he is full throttle--full throttle tonight. (Alright!)..."

Midnight Landscaper by Daggettaylor August 4, 2008

Midnight Monorail 

To poop in another's butt and then have that person poop it back into your butt, poopetually.

Cindy and I took a ride on the Midnight Monorail last night, and I ain't talkin' about at Disneyland.

Midnight Monorail by Twink13 March 29, 2009

midnight sausage

The male penis engaged in the act of sexual congress late at night or in the early hours of the morning.

1. "Once everyone had gone to sleep I asked her if she wanted a midnight sausage."

2. "She was begging me to administer the midnight sausage."

midnight sausage by Bweahns May 31, 2009

midnight dewdrop 

To fart on someone's pillow to give them pinkeye.

That guy pissed me off last night so I snuck into his room and gave him a midnight dewdrop.

midnight dewdrop by kstan34 May 29, 2010

Midnight Sneeze 

1.A sudden, voluntary, explosion from the penis at midnight, as a result of self arousal, intended to land on the face of another 2.When the recipient of the midnight sneeze awakens and asks what happend? You would explain that you "thought" you heard them sneeze.

She told me she had a headache and wanted to go to sleep. So, at midnight a gave her midnight sneeze.

Midnight Sneeze by Phil Conners October 13, 2011