Mega Shart

A shart that is so powerful in nature that it contains the properties of a shotgun blast. When a mega shart occurs, the 'victim' will usually feel horrible for about 3 hours leading up to the blast. When the time comes, the person will usually get on their knees as a result of the pain; the mega shart usually occurs about this time, blasting out of ones asshole, usually tearing muscles and distending the anus, the blast blowing out of the pants in a shotgun like manner.

Jim was gripped by pain, and, being the experienced man he was, he knew it was a mega shart. Falling to his knees, he let loose, feeling the extreme pain and massive amount of crap rip through his ass, and burst out his pants.

by TRAPSTAR550 March 26, 2010

Mega Goat

A large goat, big horns, big head and big balls

Did you peep that mega goat hes a monster!!!!!!

by Myron dueshay April 11, 2010

Mega-nificent

This term refers to the god of "magnificent". If something is so truly amazing that magnificent can't and won't describe it....it has to simply be "Mega-Nificent".

I just had the best sex of my life...i can't describe it. It was Mega-nificent.

I just crushed 12 beers and 7 jager shots. I feel Mega-nificent.

by Jay Kohan January 11, 2011

Mega friends

The kind of friends you are when you totally want to date each other.

Oh man, we are totally mega friends.

by Sssaaarre July 11, 2016

mega dong

It's mega sized.

Josh: I gave patty the mega dong last night.

by Big daddy tyrese November 22, 2016

Mega Print

“MEGAPRINT” is a word that represents a t-shirt that has a large front and back graphic or has a Graphic that has been uniquely printed all over the whole t-shirt it self.

Most “MEGAPRINT” t-shirts have graphics related to comic book characters and are highly sought after in the vintage community.

Hey did you win that bid for the “Mega Print”
no futurepastnyc won it.

by Salesfrmthecrypt January 26, 2020

Mega Christmas

A super rare holiday that only those willing to risk it awl can only hope to achieve large amounts of win, or suffer the painful penis crushing defeat.

Guy 1: Dude I am successfully Having 3 separate but awesome relationships with three women!
Guy 2: OMFG! That's like six titties!
Guy 1: I know, thus I will be celebrating mega Christmas this year.

by KDR-II October 16, 2008