t is a secretive way of saying masturbating aka. fapping, beating the meat, fapulishus.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
"Ey bro i gotta go and measure my big toe, be right back."
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"
by CleverViking March 03, 2017
A measurement used to determine ones dick size. Simply make an L shape with your pointer finger and Thumb, then measure the hypotenuse.
Person 1: Yo shes asking for my dick size, ion wanna do that rn.
Person 2: Nah bro just flash The L measurement, save yourself some time.
Person 2: Nah bro just flash The L measurement, save yourself some time.
by The Boi from Colebrook May 22, 2019
by Dingledingletingle October 10, 2020
You put a magicians light up thumb on you penis as a condom and when you push your deepest it lights up showing how large your penis is.
by uaqiU April 02, 2020
Laurenial measurement system is a measurement system that can is used by Laurynas. For example, in this measurement system 15 minutes is about 2 - 7 hours.
-Lauris said he will eat and come here.
-Oh, so according to the Laurenial measurement system, he will be here in about 3 hours, nice.
-Oh, so according to the Laurenial measurement system, he will be here in about 3 hours, nice.
by zhymaa November 09, 2021