Mayhem's are people who's parent's wanted to play sadistic jokes on their child by naming them after a metal rock band thinking it'll get them some clout at their jobs or family reunions. Though they're named after the word for chaos they're not too crazy about much and they can't pull bitches for shit because of their lack of game. They also have extreme gay midget porn addictions.
"Did you hear what that bitch ass Mayhem did last week?"
"Nah wassup what'd he do?"
"The mf got caught watching gay midget porn again in class."
"What a fucking weirdo."
"Nah wassup what'd he do?"
"The mf got caught watching gay midget porn again in class."
"What a fucking weirdo."
by anonymous November 21, 2021
Get the Mayhemmug. A spring habidashery festival where the village community come together to celebrate spring vitality and the altering of hems for summer tastes.
At this years "Mayhemness" festival the village of Grindleford came togther and shortened their clothing for the summer.
Everyone was stitching like crazy, it was mayhemness.
Everyone was stitching like crazy, it was mayhemness.
by Reading Reprebate December 22, 2010
Get the Mayhemnessmug. The act of eating large quantities of chicken and stashing the leftover bones under the duvet of a friend's bed, even though they let you sleep over for the night.
Person 1: "Got into bed last night and felt something scratch my legs and balls. Looked under the covers to find the sheets covered in chicken bones and Raggae Raggae sauce! Who the fuck put all that there?!"
Person 2: "Sounds like Ollie's pulled a chicken mayhem on you mate."
Person 2: "Sounds like Ollie's pulled a chicken mayhem on you mate."
by ukclaX October 27, 2017
Get the chicken mayhemmug.