Mayhem Muff

A Mayhem Muff is a vagina. A mayhem muff is a vagina you just can’t control the power of.

Oh my god becky would you look at that mayhem muff... it pops severely

by Skinana January 9, 2021

Mayhem

The most handsome and pretty human to walk the planet. Best bass player and tends to have red hair and pretty eyes with the best eyeliner you've ever laid eyes on.

Person 1: Oh my god did you see Mayhem?
Person 2: Yeah dude they looked so good today!

by manliest wife November 22, 2021

Mud Mayhem

When you have diarrhea multiple times within a 6 hour span

Dude I could not sleep, Ii was Mud Mayhem last night

by WoWs Supply Co. June 27, 2024