Mayhem's are people who's parent's wanted to play sadistic jokes on their child by naming them after a metal rock band thinking it'll get them some clout at their jobs or family reunions. Though they're named after the word for chaos they're not too crazy about much and they can't pull bitches for shit because of their lack of game. They also have extreme gay midget porn addictions.
"Did you hear what that bitch ass Mayhem did last week?"
"Nah wassup what'd he do?"
"The mf got caught watching gay midget porn again in class."
"What a fucking weirdo."
"Nah wassup what'd he do?"
"The mf got caught watching gay midget porn again in class."
"What a fucking weirdo."
by anonymous November 21, 2021
Get the Mayhemmug. Trouble, chaos, madness, a living demon.
If a person likes to be called ’Mayhem’ it means you need to watch them, carefully. If left unsupervised, take cover, you’re gonna need it! They love to prank people but don't want anyone hurt as a result of one of their pranks, only to be mildly annoyed at them. Mayhem's love to cause trouble and are always planning pranks.
If a person likes to be called ’Mayhem’ it means you need to watch them, carefully. If left unsupervised, take cover, you’re gonna need it! They love to prank people but don't want anyone hurt as a result of one of their pranks, only to be mildly annoyed at them. Mayhem's love to cause trouble and are always planning pranks.
Person: oh no it's Mayhem!
Person2: who left them unsupervised!?!?
Mayhem: *pranking the fuck out of everyone*
Person2: who left them unsupervised!?!?
Mayhem: *pranking the fuck out of everyone*
by HowlingMadMayhem November 20, 2020
Get the Mayhemmug. by Homicid3 July 4, 2023
Get the Mayhemmug.