John Mayer

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john mayer: dickhead who can’t date woman his age

by 19stooyoungtobemessedwith June 25, 2023

Mayer

The kid everyone hates because he can't speak like a normal human and blames everything on his ADHD.

That nerd in my class is such a Mayer!

by Where'sTheLambSauce January 25, 2017

Will Mayer

Guys named Will are the sweetest, funniest, and most enjoyable person to be around and hang out with. Wills have bluish green eyes that can leave anybody breathless and smiling like an idiot. They are tall, tan, and very athletic. Wills like to make people laugh and make the best boyfriends. They are protective and caring and they like to make you feel like the only girl in the world. Wills give the most amazing hugs and are awesome kissers. You are very lucky if you have a Will in your life.

Oh look there goes Will Mayer!

by NoobGaming873 October 20, 2020

von mayer

When a guy gets an ear piercing but accidentally gets it in the gay ear

Ethan: Did you see Luca got his ear pierced
James: He got a von Mayer it was in the gay ear

by ToxicPeePee December 24, 2023

millie mayer

A gorgeous girly,

so so sweet,
can never live without her,
Everybody loves millie Mayer because of her lovingness and kindness she has for her mates.

Can we go see Millie Mayer because she’s amazing.
I love millie Mayer because her personality is so so nice.

by Saucysausages😉 February 19, 2018

tanner mayer

best boy a girl could ever ask for. always there when you need him & supports you 24/7- also has a great personality not to mention a sexy booty

Wow.... who is that?

Oh that’s just Tanner Mayer

by Dhne January 28, 2020

Paul Mayer

When a person is given so much wine, and an unknown quantity of any other number of substances so they are no longer able to make clear judgement decisions.

Raul handed Becky a big, black, bottle of wine, hoping desperately she would get Paul Mayer’d… never to remember what might happen.

by Third Leg Chuck July 22, 2022