Matt

A man with no arms and no legs lying on the floor, especially if lying near a door or entryway.

Hey! Don't walk on my new rug! Wipe your dirty feet on Matt.

by Steve Dreadlock June 10, 2008

Matt

a very attractive beast who is very sexy.everyone loves him and he has a nice comb. Matt's tend to be very awesome, and nowhere near ugly

Matt ur so damn sexy and I love ur comb

by a_prankstergangster June 15, 2017

Matt

Matt is very nice, intelligent, and has a great sense of humor. He's popular, and has a unique imagination, most people like that about somebody. He's sweet, and not too tall. He's loved by many people, he just doesn't know it. ☺️ He has a great smile and is handsome. He's overall a great person.

Matt is amAzin!

by Anonymous_squirell September 29, 2014

Matt

Adjective: To violently rape a male from behind

Hey he just pulled a Matt on that guy

by Shadow34567 August 4, 2007

Matt

A guy that has the most amazing body and he knows it. He makes you fall in love with him soo easily. Has the most amazing and seems like a real charmer and genuine guy. But most the time all this is a lie. He is a lieing backstabbing cheater that will do anything to get sex. He changes how he treats people and how he acts around certain people.

Girl 1: I love Matt so much!
Girl 2: Wait i thought you and Matt broke up?
Girl 1: No why would you think that?
Girl 2: Because Matt told me that yesterday so he could have sex with me.

by missy94 July 11, 2010

Matt

One who is so monumentally insecure that he resorts to posting his own name "Matt" on urban dictionary, making the definition so absurdly self-flattering in order to compensate for his insignificant "member"

Chris: Dude, did you see how many positive definitions there were for the name Matt on Urban Dictionary?

Trent: Yeah, what a bunch of homos.

by Dunkin Pwnutz August 2, 2008

Matt

A goof. Normally making jokes that aren't funny, he's usually laughing like donkey. Retarded most of the time, flirts with girls to no success.

Me: Matt, did you seriously just use that pick-up line?

Matt: Yeah! -Yuk yuk-

Me: Wow, you're so retarded...

by TheAwesomestNinja June 17, 2012