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Masturbating

Masturbating is when you jack your dick off to some good porn you are watching on your electronics and then will eventually lead to a orgasm
As soon as I opened the door to my house from workI caught my son masturbating to some boy getting his cock sucked.
by 001002943 December 16, 2019
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masturdating

(verb) a masturbatory relationship involving masturbating to only one porn star
I am masturdating Gianna Michaels
by BirdFeeder October 3, 2010
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masterwaiting

the act of waiting for your family or roommate to leave the house so that you can masturbate.
axel was masterwaiting all day cuz his roommate wouldn't leave. he didnt get to jerk it once.
by axel123 April 21, 2010
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masterbating

when you softly caress your boner when thinking of or in front of a girl/boy (you fucking gays)until you proceed to "shoot the load"
by sir wankalot May 8, 2003
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mastervading

Imperial Guy: Lord Vader you must come out and help defeat Luke Skywalker!

Darth Vader: Wait a second, I'll be right out in a second...

Imperial Guy: Aw tits, i bet that motherfucker is mastervading again.
by hunky monkey 123 December 7, 2009
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Masturbating

"I love to jerk my cock" "you mean masturbating, right?" "Yep"
by Jdjehduehd September 18, 2019
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ferociously masterbating

beating your meat so hard that it would appear that you were about to rip it off
Dan masterbated so ferociously that he started bleeding
by Laurier November 24, 2004
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