Edgewood, Maryland

Edgewood, Maryland is a suburb of Baltimore, north east of Baltimore up in Harford County. Edgewood is essentially Baltimore with 20k people and less shootings. The entire town is a giant depressing hood full of ghetto hoodrats, drugs, crime and run down homes/businesses. Edgewood, like most Southern Harford, sucks. Just stay away from it.

Edgewood, Maryland is a if Baltimore and Denver had a child.

by Grsaekar November 18, 2018

Pass Maryland

A phrase used to describe the way most of the US feels about Maryland, exluding the folks who live there.

Andy -"Do you want to go to Maryland? I heard they have good crabcakes."
Keith - "That's all? Pass Maryland."

by Keef_the_Dutchman October 29, 2010

Maryland Matt

Getting the crabs you gave someone else after previously being cured.

After another examination, the doctor told the nurse, "looks like we have another Maryland Matt case."

Matt Rosendale definitely earned the nickname Maryland Matt

by Marylandmatt September 28, 2018

Pull A Maryland

(v): 1. As referring to the sports teams of the University of Maryland.
2. To play amazingly well in the first half of a game. Notably, pertaining to a substantive lead. Then come out in the second half and blow the game.
3. A team's complete lack of talent in the last minutes of a game.

Dan: "Dude, we're pretty much auto-win. It's halftime and we're up by like 20."
Ray: "10 bucks says we Pull A Maryland."
Dan: "Yeah, we'll probably lose by 5."

by Testudo the Terrapin March 25, 2008

maryland barracuda

when an old woman is performing fellatio on an old man and suffers a seizure causing her dentures to clamp down on his penis and her body wiggles around in a fish-out-of-water fashion.

"I caught Aunt Martha and Uncle Owen in the barn doin the maryland barracuda"

by Yoho January 11, 2007

Up in Maryland

This phrase is typically used as a codeword for "indisposed" by guys from the Northern Virginia (NOVA) area when they are stuck in close-quarters scenarios with girls in Maryland (usually tourists) and need to convey to their bros that they can't rid of or away from the females as easily as they thought, so other plans may be cancelled.

Scene: A guy from NOVA meets up with a couple of girls visiting the DC area who happen to be staying in Maryland. The planned meet runs long and the guy ends up escorting the girls around for hours due to multiple flight delays. While they are in the NOVA guy's truck, driving aimlessly, the phone rings.
NOVA Guy 1: Hello.
NOVA Guy 2: Yo man, what's going on? You still up for this party or what?
NOVA Guy 1: Nah bro, I'm still up in Maryland.
NOVA Guy 2: Ah, shit. My bad...
Later in the day:
NOVA Guy 2: So what happened with those girls up in Maryland?
NOVA Guy 1: Man, I couldn't get those bitches outta my truck.

by Cunning-Linguist July 19, 2013

Maryland Corndog

Usually done by Marylanders, a sexual act in which a female performing oral sex a male covers his penis in a variety of liquid and smothers it using her hands. This liquid can be cum, spit, or even, shit or vomit.

If the partaker wishes to, he or she may also use Maryland-born seasonings, such as Old Bay or McCormick pepper

Chris: Hey Frank, how’ve Sydney and Tim been getting along?
Frank: *Sighs* You wouldn’t believe it, but she’s been giving him the good ol’ Maryland Corndogs whenever she comes over…
Chris: The fuck is that supposed to be?
Frank: It’s.. an eastern shore thing…

by ElainaPastitsio July 28, 2023