Edgewood, Maryland is a suburb of Baltimore, north east of Baltimore up in Harford County. Edgewood is essentially Baltimore with 20k people and less shootings. The entire town is a giant depressing hood full of ghetto hoodrats, drugs, crime and run down homes/businesses. Edgewood, like most Southern Harford, sucks. Just stay away from it.
by Grsaekar November 18, 2018
A phrase used to describe the way most of the US feels about Maryland, exluding the folks who live there.
Andy -"Do you want to go to Maryland? I heard they have good crabcakes."
Keith - "That's all? Pass Maryland."
Keith - "That's all? Pass Maryland."
by Keef_the_Dutchman October 29, 2010
After another examination, the doctor told the nurse, "looks like we have another Maryland Matt case."
Matt Rosendale definitely earned the nickname Maryland Matt
Matt Rosendale definitely earned the nickname Maryland Matt
by Marylandmatt September 28, 2018
(v): 1. As referring to the sports teams of the University of Maryland.
2. To play amazingly well in the first half of a game. Notably, pertaining to a substantive lead. Then come out in the second half and blow the game.
3. A team's complete lack of talent in the last minutes of a game.
2. To play amazingly well in the first half of a game. Notably, pertaining to a substantive lead. Then come out in the second half and blow the game.
3. A team's complete lack of talent in the last minutes of a game.
Dan: "Dude, we're pretty much auto-win. It's halftime and we're up by like 20."
Ray: "10 bucks says we Pull A Maryland."
Dan: "Yeah, we'll probably lose by 5."
Ray: "10 bucks says we Pull A Maryland."
Dan: "Yeah, we'll probably lose by 5."
by Testudo the Terrapin March 26, 2008
when an old woman is performing fellatio on an old man and suffers a seizure causing her dentures to clamp down on his penis and her body wiggles around in a fish-out-of-water fashion.
by Yoho January 11, 2007
Those annoying cunts who buy a ton of expensive shit to represent their state but end up looking like total dousche bags. Occurs most often in Maryland.
by Slaybae24 October 15, 2017
Another tiny town on the Eastern Shore of Maryland. Preston is even smaller than Federalsburg. They have a whooping total of about 5 cops, and one stoplight. There's really no point in the stoplight, though. It's really dumb. Anyway, there's absolutely nothing to do in Preston. The only thing that goes on is the town carnival in the summer.
1. We've gone all over Preston, Maryland. There's nothing to do.
2. I know. Feel sorry for me. I have to live here.
1. Oh trust me. I do.
2. Thanks.
1. What's with there only being one stoplight in town, though?
2. I don't know, but it's right retarded if you ask me.
2. I know. Feel sorry for me. I have to live here.
1. Oh trust me. I do.
2. Thanks.
1. What's with there only being one stoplight in town, though?
2. I don't know, but it's right retarded if you ask me.
by XxNikafaxX March 02, 2012