Maryland Crabpinch

A sex act in which a woman rides a man cowgirl style, and the man raises his arms up to pinch/ squeeze the woman’s nipples, resembling a crab

A: I really got her off last night
B: How?
A: I used the Maryland crabpinch

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Edgewood, Maryland

Edgewood, Maryland is a suburb of Baltimore, north east of Baltimore up in Harford County. Edgewood is essentially Baltimore with 20k people and less shootings. The entire town is a giant depressing hood full of ghetto hoodrats, drugs, crime and run down homes/businesses. Edgewood, like most Southern Harford, sucks. Just stay away from it.

Edgewood, Maryland is a if Baltimore and Denver had a child.

by Grsaekar November 18, 2018

Pass Maryland

A phrase used to describe the way most of the US feels about Maryland, exluding the folks who live there.

Andy -"Do you want to go to Maryland? I heard they have good crabcakes."
Keith - "That's all? Pass Maryland."

by Keef_the_Dutchman October 29, 2010

Maryland Matt

Getting the crabs you gave someone else after previously being cured.

After another examination, the doctor told the nurse, "looks like we have another Maryland Matt case."

Matt Rosendale definitely earned the nickname Maryland Matt

by Marylandmatt September 28, 2018

Pull A Maryland

(v): 1. As referring to the sports teams of the University of Maryland.
2. To play amazingly well in the first half of a game. Notably, pertaining to a substantive lead. Then come out in the second half and blow the game.
3. A team's complete lack of talent in the last minutes of a game.

Dan: "Dude, we're pretty much auto-win. It's halftime and we're up by like 20."
Ray: "10 bucks says we Pull A Maryland."
Dan: "Yeah, we'll probably lose by 5."

by Testudo the Terrapin March 25, 2008

maryland barracuda

when an old woman is performing fellatio on an old man and suffers a seizure causing her dentures to clamp down on his penis and her body wiggles around in a fish-out-of-water fashion.

"I caught Aunt Martha and Uncle Owen in the barn doin the maryland barracuda"

by Yoho January 11, 2007

Maryland Seedling

Those annoying cunts who buy a ton of expensive shit to represent their state but end up looking like total dousche bags. Occurs most often in Maryland.

Ben: that Will is such a Maryland Seedling and it pisses me off
Will: Fuck off Ben

by Slaybae24 October 15, 2017