A comical and slang term meant to denote "Maronites," who are an indigenous Christian people of Mount Lebanon. The connection with the two is that the founder of the Maronite sect, Mar Maroun (Saint Maron) has a name that somewhat rhymes with the band name Maroon 5. It is a word often used within a satirical context, yet in lighthearted manner, especially among English-speaking friends.
Hey Pierre, isn't that guy a Maroon 5?
Did you hear about the fight in the university? Must've been a bunch of Maroon 5's going at it again.
Did you hear about the fight in the university? Must've been a bunch of Maroon 5's going at it again.
by Zare'athra February 13, 2024
Get the Maroon 5mug. When someone annoys you to a memorable point you could confidently say you were affected negatively by a moron. "Maroon" is an adaptation of "moron" used by Bugs Bunny in response to the same when he speaks to the camera and says, "What a maroooooon" in his Bugs way. To be "marooned" is to have gone through a similar experience. You have been marooned.
It took me so long to get through security 'cuz I got marooned by a tired TSA agent, but I had to cut 'em a break and just did as I was ass'ed. (ass'ed: synonym of "marooned" in past tense query form.")
by mabiak2 July 19, 2019
Get the Maroonedmug. by Nottombens November 23, 2021
Get the Maroon Davismug. Refers to a gay male who prefers to bottom or be the receiver during sex.
A straight woman's worst nightmare -- a gay dude that gives ass that's so good, it makes formerly straight dudes forget about vaginal intercourse forever the first time they tap his ass!
A straight woman's worst nightmare -- a gay dude that gives ass that's so good, it makes formerly straight dudes forget about vaginal intercourse forever the first time they tap his ass!
Mamgina is rubbing that other guy's back in front of the team... wait, now they're making out, it's a full on Maroons!
by Billy Slaughter June 3, 2024
Get the Maroonsmug. Did you see the color of my sisters butthole last night?!? It wasn’t anything like those shitty UT cheer uniforms, it resembled more of a maroon football!
by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023
Get the maroon footballmug. by Thaddeusrex March 31, 2019
Get the Maroon Baboonmug. You and your boyfriend/ girlfriend are in missionary and she bleeds from her pussy right into your mouth while you're still licking.
by IDIDIT69 September 23, 2021
Get the MAROON APPLE SMOOTHIEmug.