by Allora December 2, 2003
Get the Doc Martins mug.A big eye browsed street brawler who lives under a bridge and has professional jousting experience. Turned down a role in the expendables 2 because Stallone kept asking for his autograph. Has timber claws for hands. Can run the 40 in 3.9 seconds. Doesn't play by any rules. Not even his own. Adopted as a youth by Bruce banner. Wears Russian hats. Fabricated flight simulators for the Iranian army. Work budds with Travis. Two d's, one for each of them. The movie cliffhanger is based off of his summer of 1988. Can hold a handstand for 3 minutes. Wrote the theme to titanic. Invented las Vegas. Eats only sweet potatoes. Shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Plays second fiddle to nobody. Champion fiddle player. No fat chicks. World class poet. Phd. Bsc, esq. drinks scotch with Sean penn and goose from top gun.
Hey look malins is drinking scotch with Sean penn and goose. Does that guy have timber claws for hands? He probably wrote the titanic theme.
by Gypsy craw daddy July 14, 2012
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That dude right there is a martins.
by Giannis May 25, 2018
Get the martins mug.A birth defect in which the recipient possesses small, baby-like arms that resemble a poker and a lobster claw; often the result of a mother smoking crack while pregnant.
Steeler: Look at that kid, he's got the merlins!
Kevin: Don't say that!
Steeler: Nah it's okay, the kid's a dick anyway.
Kevin: Don't say that!
Steeler: Nah it's okay, the kid's a dick anyway.
by lookatem69 November 16, 2009
Get the Merlins mug.by wally June 21, 2006
Get the marlies mug.To respond with great exclamation and anger when on the receiving end of criticism (most often intentional baiting). The recipient acts in the same manner as a marlin jumping from the water when hooked by a fisherman.
Dude 1: I saw your girlfriend, she's an absolute scrag
Dude 2: Hey! Fuck you fuckhead! Don't be talking shit about my girl!
Dude 1: Ha Ha... Sucked in ya marlin!
Dude 2: Hey! Fuck you fuckhead! Don't be talking shit about my girl!
Dude 1: Ha Ha... Sucked in ya marlin!
by Rastus P July 5, 2006
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by Kyle_9876 February 16, 2018
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