Malins an awsome guy with a huge dick. has soft lips for the ladies and can have sex like a stallion. everyone wants to be a malins but there are few of us.
by naerok07 September 24, 2011
A big eye browsed street brawler who lives under a bridge and has professional jousting experience. Turned down a role in the expendables 2 because Stallone kept asking for his autograph. Has timber claws for hands. Can run the 40 in 3.9 seconds. Doesn't play by any rules. Not even his own. Adopted as a youth by Bruce banner. Wears Russian hats. Fabricated flight simulators for the Iranian army. Work budds with Travis. Two d's, one for each of them. The movie cliffhanger is based off of his summer of 1988. Can hold a handstand for 3 minutes. Wrote the theme to titanic. Invented las Vegas. Eats only sweet potatoes. Shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Plays second fiddle to nobody. Champion fiddle player. No fat chicks. World class poet. Phd. Bsc, esq. drinks scotch with Sean penn and goose from top gun.
Hey look malins is drinking scotch with Sean penn and goose. Does that guy have timber claws for hands? He probably wrote the titanic theme.
by Gypsy craw daddy July 13, 2012
a person who is extremely kind, considerate, caring, loving, and overall just freaking attractive. Not only will they love you unconditionally but they will also bring extreme joy to your life. They will also be an amazing friend to anyone that they meet. They are amazing significant others. If you are lucky enough to have a Malin for your girlfriend, don't let her go. They are also great bakers. They will make you a million cupcakes just because they want to make you feel special.
Scott: Blake your so lucky to have a girl like Malin!
Blake: I know! She's so amazing. She deserves someone so much better than me.
Scott: Don't say that! If you give her love, she will love you in return 100x over.
Blake: I know! She's so amazing. She deserves someone so much better than me.
Scott: Don't say that! If you give her love, she will love you in return 100x over.
by MrBaltson March 25, 2013
The incarnation of awesome
See: Legendary
The most sincere and awesome person end of story. She is witty, savage af and cool yet still super humble. Most commonly described as a total badass whom never fail to make you laugh and feel good about yourself. Talking to her make you feel like wow am I dreaming or did I just meet a walking godess?
See: Legendary
The most sincere and awesome person end of story. She is witty, savage af and cool yet still super humble. Most commonly described as a total badass whom never fail to make you laugh and feel good about yourself. Talking to her make you feel like wow am I dreaming or did I just meet a walking godess?
by apparentlyawesome September 06, 2016
small and fragile dont fuck with them because they will likely kick your ass any day of the week. Ussually has a big brother who would do anything for her including kill you.
Don't mess with malinalli
by Anklbreakr October 27, 2019
by Malin August 20, 2003
She is the best friend you can imagine. She alwys talks with you about your problems and helps you to solve them.
A Malin is really caring and friendly.
Sometimes she acts drunk and becomes a bit weird but that's okay, just act weird too. So yes she's funny af. A girl who's name is Malin is so pretty and stunning she always has really pretty clothes and smiles always. If she doesn't smile when you are with her, I'm sorry but she doesn't like you and finds you annoying.
A Malin is really caring and friendly.
Sometimes she acts drunk and becomes a bit weird but that's okay, just act weird too. So yes she's funny af. A girl who's name is Malin is so pretty and stunning she always has really pretty clothes and smiles always. If she doesn't smile when you are with her, I'm sorry but she doesn't like you and finds you annoying.
WARNING! Malin's lie often, even if they like you. They don't have a big group of friends but a small group with friends she really loves and cares about.
AND if she's your gf DON'T break her heart you will regreet it!
AND if she's your gf DON'T break her heart you will regreet it!
by ellithecoolbiatch April 02, 2021