maitena

maitena es una de las personas mas maravillosas que puedad encontrar . es muy amable si haces lo que ella quiere. a veces razona con tigo y lo hacen las dos a gusto. es una persona que tiene novios a muy temprana edad pues es muy hermosa. le encanta lucir a la moda y juntarse con sus amigos. su familia es especial, pues le compran lo que ella desee siempre y cuendo puedan.se lleva bien con sus hermano/as.

cuidala bien. no la dejes ir . se escapa facil de tus manos si ella ve que no le haces mucha falta.

no se que mas decir de maitena ella es genial un gran ejemplo

by poliku March 4, 2018

Why maintenance?

Someone who is high maintenance and really just isn't even worth it

Guy1: "Mikes new girlfriend is so damn needy and she's beat."
Guy2: "ya totally high maintenance! "
Guy1: "You mean why maintenance? Hahaha"

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen December 15, 2014

Percussive Maintenance

The act of striking an object with force, usually with your hand or foot, but can also be done with an object such as a hammer, in order to get it to work properly again.

*BAM BAM BAM BAM*

"Dear, what is that noise?" "It's okay, I'm just performing a little percussive maintenance on the TV."

by Nemephosis July 28, 2013

buzz maintenance

Once buzzed, the amount of alcohol needed to sustain one’s drunkenness.

Guy 1: Yo man it’s been 15 minutes, I need another beer for buzz maintenance!

Guy 2: Word.

by Dreamz January 20, 2008

The Manitoba Maple

When you are fucking a chick from behind against a maple tree then you tap the tree and maple syrup runs down her face

I was camping with Laura, we had some drinks, next thing I know we were in the woods and I was giving her The Manitoba Maple

by DERPFACE666 April 1, 2020

magnitudally

Something that is the biggest, greatest and best thing it could be. The magnitude of something in its largest form.

The magnitude of love I feel for you is indescribable. Or... You are magnitudally beautiful in every way possible.

by Ace4kingAce March 7, 2019

Maite Martinez

the most beautiful, perfect, sweetest, cutest, hottest, funniest, justtt overall BEST PERSON EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

MAITE MARTINEZ IS PRETTIER AND BETTER THAN YOU

by bangchan.big.feett October 20, 2021