task manager

when your computer crashes, press CTRL-ALT-DEL.

This will bring up a program called the "task manager", which freezes all forms of input possible, other than the keys, CTRL, ALT, and DEL.

Did you know that if you press CTRL-ALT-DEL and hold it for a really long time, the task manager will come up several hundred times, thus freezing up your computer even more! Thanks Micro$oft!

by Mike Mesenbring December 9, 2004

assistant manager

1) A person who thinks they are in power but who is actually a pawn

2) A person who is told they are in charge but who has to lick the boss's ass and do all the bullshit work for a fraction of his pay

1) "She's walking around like a queen now that she's the assistant manager. The fact is; she doesn't know how to make any rules! Maybe her first rule should be to change her fucking underwear so I can't smell toxic queef every time she walks past me!"

2) "Sally, you'll be in charge while I'm not around. If there's a complaint from one of the drunk customer's, you'll deal with it. When someone pukes in the washroom; you'll have to clean it up. When everyone goes home; you'll stick around to close. If you need me, you can try my cell. Your pay will have to stay the same...but you'll be the assistant manager....congratulations!"

by thedude1963 April 20, 2013

mushroom management

Keep them in the dark, feed them shit, and when they grow up, cut them off at the roots. (At least this is the way I remember hearing it in 1974.)

Yeah, ACR is a true believer in mushroom management.

by Hot Licks November 1, 2015

Manatee High School

A high school which contains mostly chronic stoners, alcohol abusers, freshmen with experience, and oh so lovely education.

Tim: I'm moving to a new high school.

Jim: Which one?

Tim: Manatee High School.

Jim: You're going to get jumped.

Tim: (sad face)

by Doesn't Matter :| April 14, 2009

Stage Manager

Some one in charge or getting all the wallabys on stage and feeding them cornflakes.

"Hey stage manager, get them damn wallabys on stage pronto!".....strewth

by Jrodriguezz April 6, 2011

Let Me Speak To Your Manager

The classic phrase of a Karen when they get mad (basically, every five minutes)

Random girl *on the phone*: Hóla Mama! ¿Quieres algo en la tienda?
Karen: HEY, LITTLE GIRL, THIS IS AMERICA! SPEAK FRICKING ENGLISH!
Girl: No uuuuuu
Karen: DID YOU JUST SPEAK BACK TO ME?!?!?
Girl: Ummm, yeah, that’s how a conversation works, Karen
Karen: LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER

Girl: ........ I’m a kid

by MemeFace November 9, 2020

Manajester

A manager who consistently makes a fool of themselves by saying stuff that doesn't make sense or by inadvertently insulting there employees because of their actions and/or inability to string coherent sentences together. This condition is usually synonymous with a person being promoted to or above their level of incompetence.

1. Manajester thanking an employee for bringing in cakes that their partner made for morning tea: "My compliments to your wife... She was great"

2. Manajester to new employee: "Let's go out for a coffee, I want to give you one!"

3. Manajesters have the ability to maintain the belief that any deadline can be met just by wishing it (even when the project is behind schedule and they are still adding new things).

by Manajestered November 15, 2011