Maradona Gambit

In football, the act of committing a handball in an effort to either score on or prevent a goal from the opposing team, in order to win a match.

The "Maradona" portion of the word refers to Maradona's hand of god goal against England in '86.

Maradona's handball successfully fooled the ref and won Argentina their victory. More recently, Uruguay's striker Luis Suarez was caught blocking a goal with his hands. His gambit payed off as Ghana missed the resulting penalty kick and Uruguay won the match.

Friend: "That's BS! I can't believe that handball resulted in a win."

Me: "I know, total Maradona Gambit."

by squeezebot July 8, 2010

The Naked Matador

A sacred ritual performed by an abnormally large naked man with a towel and a pudgy man with a torn ACL. The large naked man waves his towel in front of the pudgy man. The pudgy man uses all the strength left in his ACL to charge the unclothed matador. The matador eventually defeats the bull and screams and shakes his penis for all to see to signify a victory over the bull. The ritual is to be performed only on a Thursday and is said to provide the Amarillo High School football team with a victory. The act can only be complete if the person playing the matador and the person playing the bull have the same size of football pants. The ritual does not work for playoff games and can be counteracted by a Jew Spell.

Philip dropped his pants to reveal his penis so that he could defeat Dalton in a battle to the death. Dalton charged Philip with all his strength his little ACL could put out, but he was no match for the Naked Matador.

by Homothug45 October 27, 2011

maladactyle

Some big stupid bitch.

That maladactyle is out of control "Caw Caw Caw"

by poondiggity March 27, 2008

malakoff, tx

Malakoff, Tx is a place where some dreams come true, but all the others, end up as white trash, drug addicts. A place where the driveways to stores are giant ditches, but the school system is one of the best in the state.

I want to go to Malakoff, Tx because they have the best Ochoas Mexican restaurant.

by Theogpitbullmom December 25, 2016

malamo

The bests of best friends. Someone you could shoot someone in front of and Know they would blame the person for jumping in front of the bullet.

Are we the good? We are too good malamo!

by mike hig the stig May 18, 2017

dirty maldonado

multiple penetration.Also known as a MP for multiple penetration.

Damn that girl you did a dirty maldonado.

by thedirtymp December 9, 2013

magadoodle

a tall human that is the cooliest person ever who uses the phrase okie dokie.

look at that magadoodle renacting star wars in the hall

by krazysocks January 18, 2010