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el macho grande ding-dong

1.) a Mexican male whore with huge, huge, huge, penis
2.) someone with a huge, huge, huge, penis
wow that guys got an el macho grande ding-dong
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holy shit look at el macho grande ding-dong
by filjoe August 20, 2014
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macho man randy savage

-Professional wrestler famous for having his back side scorched on a plethora of occasions by Hulk Hogan.
-Was a two time WWF World Champion and 4 time WCW champion. Lost one WWF title to Hogan, and dropped to WCW title's to him.
-Often known as Hulk's whipping boy or bitch.
-Made a rap CD calling out Hogan, but in fact, is deathly afraid of the 24" pythons and lacks the testicular fortitude to actually follow through on challenge.
-Was a spokesman for Slim Jim Beef Jerky. Famous Slim Jim quote was, “snap into a Slim Jim.” The irony is that Hogan snapped into Savage like he was a Slim Jim.
-Was married to former manager, the late Miss Elizabeth.
"Whatcha gonna do, Macho Man Randy Savage, when the largest arms in the world and Hulkamania, runs wild on you!?"

Hulk Hogan
by Terry Bollea May 1, 2005
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Macho Man Randy Savage and Hulk Hogan

When you and your friend get in a fight, and the shorter one comes out on top screaming OHHHHH YEAAAAAAA
Man I like how at the party last night you pulled the old Macho Man Randy Savage and Hulk Hogan act.
by Guts The Slayer June 18, 2016
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Macho Bombs

A slang term for testicles, from the same vocabulary as "Stud Missile".
First I hit him/her with a stud missile, then follow up with the macho bombs.
by InspiredbyAngus January 4, 2011
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macho cuatro

A group of any FOUR best friends that have been friends since high school. They are known for partying, and winning numerous dance-offs.
DUDE! You and your macho cuatro are invited to the kegger tonight.. bring your dancing swagger!
by KerLex Brunopez June 17, 2010
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Macho Metro

A term coined to explain commonly regarded feminine or metrosexual tendencies, activities and behavior in a completely straight male.

Synonyms include: Eurosexual, and Macho Metrosexual
1.)A man watching a football game while eating a steak and drinking a beer in a room full of car magazines and girly mags is considered "Macho".

A man doing the same thing, with the exception of considering repainting the living room with warmer earth tones to compliment the new drapes he got on sale at Target...That's "Macho Metro".
by Panzerbane July 3, 2010
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Macho meat-lover

Someone who loves meat so much they try and convince others of its benefits and they broadcast their macho meat loving lifestyle via the internet every chance they get. Macho meat-lovers can be male or female as they endorse the macho lifestyle by associating it with macho activities and traditional macho beliefs.
I will not be friends with vegans or vegetarians because they are inherently weak and frail people who consume emasculating products. This house is a macho meat-lovers house and its going to stay that way so don't you even think about bringing any soy products into this house either because I will disown you.
by PrivalegedPotato May 1, 2020
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