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hate machine

The hate machine is a term for your Company's internet blocker that won't allow you access to sites you want to visit.
Yes, I got your email but I cant get to that site. Busted by the hate machine again.
by bigwilliestyle January 25, 2008
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assgrabber machine

The phenomenon of how shorts or pants can seemingly be consumed by a rotund person’s ass while they walk.
Dam, Stacey’s shorts look to be disappearing by the assgrabber machine!
by Mr. Doobie October 10, 2008
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White Machine

Noun, A word created by xBluBandz, which defines a person/player who shoots white meters on 2k consistently. They also never pull greens on their meter as well. They are usually trash at NBA 2K or extremely lucky when shooting.
"Wetness shoots so many fucking bricks and never greens his shot. He is a trash ass white machine."
by Drip Vishnu/BuyMyDrip_ November 9, 2019
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mann vs machine

the tf2 gammode where you fight mother fucking robots
by German dude August 1, 2018
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money redistribution machine

A nickname that my overworked and institutionally derisive father used to give himself when he was feeling especially used and unappreciated.
Oh yes, let’s plan a fucking dream vacation from your oh-so-difficult lives while I - the money redistribution machine - goes straight to my wallet so “we” can fund it!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019
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Internet Hat Machine

A device closely resembling the Internet Hate Machine, itself a device first described by Faux News as a machine in which internets are inserted, and hate is produced. As one can derive, the Internet Hat Machine converts internets into hats.
When I put lols into the Internet Hate Machine, I got lulz. But when I put lols into the Internet Hat Machine, I got silly hats only.
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Pretty Hate Machine

A term for an angst-filled youth who tries too hard to look the part of a rebellious teen. Also the name of the first Nine Inch Nails album.
Nice anarchy jersey, aren't you a little pretty hate machine.
by sirselfdestruct November 27, 2005
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