Someone who thinks they are nifty with computers but spends all their time commenting on youtube videos and bugging 'celebrities' for retweets and mentions. Basically just browsing the surface web.
by Teckwiz September 30, 2011
When one has been on Myspace or Facebook for too long and a sharp pain begins to tingle the back of the person's neck.
by JakeMartinez August 6, 2008
A deer that follows you yet does not join the conversation. It is just "there". Technically it is not the deers fault because the deer cannot speak, but it still follows you. Most people find this cute. We call these people crazy.
Crazy: Awww look at the cute lurker deer!
Normal person: DON'T TOUCH IT! It might have lurker rabies!
Normal person: DON'T TOUCH IT! It might have lurker rabies!
by JASPERCRAZY November 14, 2009
A person who looks at peoples profiles excessively. The Lurker will look at peoples pictures, hidden friends & comments,The lurker will even comment the same picture over and over if arguing with someone , and they are constantly on Myspace , if you were to check your online friends that person would be online, doing who knows what.
-Not Lurker : hey great pic!
-Lurker: omg you are so beautiful loves this pic girl
-Owner of pic: wtf who are you again?
-Lurker: its me I see you in school ALL the time
-Not Lurker: that girl is a Myspace Lurker
-Lurker: omg you are so beautiful loves this pic girl
-Owner of pic: wtf who are you again?
-Lurker: its me I see you in school ALL the time
-Not Lurker: that girl is a Myspace Lurker
by Crazy_Rabbit_99 June 16, 2009
Refers to a person who loiters around the hot meat section of your local supermarket (usually in the evenings) wating for the prices to go down.
Supermarket worker: I waited until the chicken lurker was not looking when I reduced the wings to 99p.
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Paramedic: What happened to your face?
Supermarket worker: I was attacked by a crazy chicken lurker when I discretely re-priced the wings.
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Paramedic: What happened to your face?
Supermarket worker: I was attacked by a crazy chicken lurker when I discretely re-priced the wings.
by Bernard Matthews November 9, 2011