Liquid Lurker 

A place full of internet trolls who pass the time by discussing some of the most ridiculous subjects ever known to man. The place is under the control of five security guards, known as Kcube, Chev, Azimio, ScarfaceEvaStar and Kill You.

They have the most interesting trolls in the history of the internet. A few death and black metal freaks, a vampire, a priest and a few indie freaks. Also, Lady Gaga, Hitler and Nicholas Cage post here. Apparently...

Jeff: Who are Chev, DemonCashew, ZiggyStardust, eet_and_ern, Gore for Grace, Kcube, Jerome...

Jacob: They are Liquid Lurker.

Jeff: What?

Jacob: You know, Liquid Lurker. Land of the trolls.

Liquid Lurker by Penis Neck January 31, 2010

photo lurker 

someone who is always in the back of other people's pictures, when they are not wanted there, or were not known to be in the picture while it was being taken.

that girl is in the back of almost all the pictures, she's such a photo lurker.

photo lurker by kayla45678 June 25, 2008

liquid lurker 

A naturally-occurring parvovirus infection found in mice

Doctor 1: We must operate, quickly!

Doctor 2: It's already too late, he has liquid lurker.

Doctor 1: Are you even a real doctor?

Doctor 2: No, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

liquid lurker by fgs December 3, 2007

lounge lurker 

One who is always within the presence of a dorm room lounge, and performs the actions of relaxing, sleeping, working, eating, conversing, moving around, lazying aroung, tormenting, playing guitar, and binge drinking.

Edgar Hernandez, winner of the first 2008 Bricks Lounge Lurker award.

lounge lurker by Minja Anonymous May 8, 2008

mobile lurker 

Similar to regular lurker, but with the ability to physically follow you places. Lurkers just silently spy on you; mobile lurkers spy on you AND follow you without actually interacting with you directly.

Roseanne is such a mobile lurker...you know she is just following us to be nosy about his stripper girlfriend!

mobile lurker by craziestjen March 4, 2010

Surface Lurker 

Someone who thinks they are nifty with computers but spends all their time commenting on youtube videos and bugging 'celebrities' for retweets and mentions. Basically just browsing the surface web.

"Hey, did you see that new kid? He's pretty clever."
"Nah, he's just a surface lurker!"

Surface Lurker by Teckwiz September 30, 2011

Like Lurker

Someone who only likes comments on a wall post, rather than the actual wall post itself, and contributes nothing to the conversation.

Gee John, it was good you were liking my comments on that facebook argument I was having, but I wish you had backed me up too! You're such a Like Lurker.

Like Lurker by Aubergine Fox October 16, 2011