Lorenzen

A Lorenzen, also known as the Russian Switch, occurs when one staunchly supports an idea or opinion, only to suddenly lose interest when said opinon/idea is proven inaccurate. The maneuver often frustrates people, who don't understand why they just spent 5 minutes arguing against someone who apparently didn't have an actual opinion or viewpoint to begin with.

Brian swore he knew New York like the back of his hand, but his constant misdirection proved to be an infuriating Lorenzen.

by GOB Bluth September 8, 2005

Jared Lorenzen

The fattest quarterback in the NFL.

Jared Lorenzen is no quarter pounder at that position.

by Hoagous September 24, 2007

Kaelyn Lorenz

lincolns bitch is kaelyn lorenz

kaelyn lorenz is lincolns bitch

by kaelyns bitch August 14, 2020

Lorenzo Mata

A forward on the UCLA Bruins basketball team. He is one of the Top 5 ugliest college basketball players of all time and is the epitome of a poser with two armbands, a wrist band,and a headband. He also has a nose which looks like it has been smashed with a crowbar many times.

"Oh my, does that player have a nose disease?"
"No, that's just Lorenzo Mata. He's a huge tool."

by Mavericklax4 April 1, 2007

Lorenzo

A self centered piece of shit who only cares about himself and is obsessed with feeling your boobs. Also a stupid band geek who is only nice to some brass players and trombones.

Lorenzo is making fun of the woodwinds again.

by Haroldsky March 27, 2020

Lorenz

Lorenz is the kind of guy who always initiate conversations, even though he actually has nothing important to say. He just makes up reasons to talk to you anyway... friendly, smart and determinated. He never gives up.

Lorenz wrote me a text message two months ago, I think... in my own language, no grammar mistakes. And I speak something similar to italian and russian mixed together. Te pup dulce, ciudatule.

by -D.L. May 26, 2018

Lorent

lorent ~ is a bad bitch, she is a boss, a leader. Someone who gets everything she wants!

lorent ~ also a smart and beautiful person
lorent ~ originally from the Balkan Countries

Omg look at her she is so lorent!
Do you think she is a lorent?
Wow she is so lorent!

by Mazo345 May 29, 2020