Fat people who are lathargic, and often have trouble making simple movements. Matching shoes is also a problem because they often cant see their feet.
by Michael Behnke May 14, 2005

Allegedly, what Shea would do in a smedium shirt if she didn't use a girdle.
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by TheHelpfulHonkey December 5, 2018

by Rally Cry January 4, 2011

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by LittleHadlie December 6, 2022

A pathetic loser not even capable of getting hard. Usually male but can be female. Could also mean a soft or weak person. Someone who's penis lops in a directions or another. Usually down, but can be sideways or upwards. Not curved, but lopped.
You lop dick. Dude you are a lop dick. You lop dick bastard. That lop dick boss of mine is making me do his work for him again. Or that lop dick brother of mine can't fight his own battles. That guy last night had a lop dick. For some reason I only seem to date lop dicks.
by Dirty Southerner May 12, 2006

Nickname for individuals who possess the last name Lopez. Originating from a gangster-ass background with lots of penis involved. Commonly steals VCRs even though they are not in style any more. Has a cracker ass first name and dances like Shakira.
by frankie_butter July 1, 2009
