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longboard

the nickname for my boyfriends/any guy who skates or surfs penis
chris: wanna ride my longboard?

me: shut up
by laurner March 28, 2009
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a longboard is a 1/4 ounce of weed
How much you holding dawg? I feel like going to smoke some. Man i got something like a longboard at my house
by Edgar Flores January 2, 2005
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Longboarder

An individual who rides a longboard. Unfortunately many of these individuals use longboards for purposes other than sport, transportation, or general relaxation, who is typically an egocentric douchebag and believe cruising on what is essentially an elongated traditional skateboard, makes their scrotum seem larger than it actually is. However unfortunately because of this many people have a negative preconceived nation about these individuals and will proceed to harass them even if they are using it for a genuine purpose.
Noun:

Greg: hey Phil lets go hang out with Stew.
Phill: nah man, he's a longboarder. He probably smokes a shit load of weed and thinks he's cool because of it.
by X_Juul_is_cuul_X April 17, 2019
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Longboard

The commercial industry's cop-out for the skateboard. They mused, "How are we going to get kids to keep wasting their money on plywood on wheels?" Apparently, there is a bigger market for dumb-asses who can't ride bikes than there is for dumb-asses who want to hurt themselves.
A: "Did you see that guy Longboarding?"
B: "Yeah, how lame..."
by DeeNos October 17, 2010
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long boy

an extremely tall and skinny male
"Wow, that guy is long"

"Yeah, he's one long boy"
by ughhh3 May 14, 2018
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long boy

The male organ of copulation. A term created by 'Strangers11' from the FollowFollow forum.
Strangers1 couldn't believe it when an image of a long boy popped up on his Mrs' phone. It was as solid as a rock.
by Gerzz July 8, 2009
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longboardphobia

Aye Tyrone look a longboarder

Oh shit nigga run I got longboardphobia
by Skaternigger May 15, 2016
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