snap off a log

Taking a dump, in particular a long stiff tubular type that holds its shape well.

Man, I gotta snap off a log!

by Turd Burger Boy October 6, 2003

Soggy Log

A sexual act where a person drowns their partner, resuscitates them, then defecates on their chest.

I hooked up with this crazy chick last night. She gave me a Soggy Log in a kiddy pool.

by Bachmo December 17, 2016

Snap a log

When one is defecating and proceeds to inadvertently sever their waste usually causing a high degree of cleanup to be required, normally involving a large amount of toilet paper.

Person 1: “Don't take too long in the bathroom, man.”
Person 2: “I'll try not to. Wouldn't want to snap a log.”

by trentsteele April 30, 2014

Shadow Log

The larger then first excrement that shortly follows (usually within minutes) after the primary bowel movement

After taking a most satisfactory dump in log form and leaving the restroom facilities. Being over come by the need to revisit the facilities in a hurry to export the ninja like strike of the shadow log.

THE SHADOW LOG STRIKES AGAIN

by xtech_ninja July 17, 2010

Sleep Log

When someone wakes up in the middle of the night, takes a shit and does not remember.

While at Chicagoland Speedway last weekend Mikrut hammered out a “Sleep Log” in the RV.

by Joliet - Wolf Pack July 15, 2010

spiked log

A basic log that comes out of your ass feeling like you've given birth to a friggin' porcupine. Painful.

"My diet of junk food is making me shit out spiked logs"

by LeonC December 15, 2002

Schmuel Log

Televised log that burns for eight nights during Hanukkah.

Hey Shecky you see that Schmuel log in tv this year?

by TheDumpman January 26, 2017