like a leech

Comical phrase used to emphasize suckiness of person, event, location, object, or idea.

Used because leeches, by definition (and life function) suck.

See also: like a vacuum, does what a Hoover does

This game sucks like a box full of leeches.

by Lady Chevalier July 18, 2005

Knowledge Leach Nazi

n. one who leaches (extracts) knowledge from others by using his/her peers' memorized facts, experience, and/or skill set; and then taking credit for work completed based on that leached knowledge; if his/her peer/s does/do not respond right away, the Knowledge Leach Nazi finds fault in said peer usually cc'ing the manager, team-lead, or supervisor of the fact that said peer has not responded; a Knowledge Leach Nazi usually refrains from researching the facts beforehand and does not know what RTFM is; the Knowledge Leach Nazi knows he/she can simply force the knowledge from said peers either by intimidation, escalation to management, or sighting a time constraint for said peer to respond.

That guy is such a knowledge leach Nazi! Just the other day he wrote me a 12 page email asking for assistance on an install he fubar'ed, but when I didn't email him back within 30 minutes he forwarded the email to our manager claiming I wasn't being cooperative!

by Mr. JizzMyBizz August 10, 2007

Leeches

A person who sucks and sucks.. they use you and then they move on when IT doesnt need you anymore or when IT doesnt see you on its radar....

you normally give them a kind helping hand out of pity because they are lonely and they seem harmless, but they will take advantage of you and in the end you dont even get a ....Thanks for all your help!

This is how they appear....

I dont have anybody here....i need help... without you i would be lost, i was supposed to meet a friend here but he stood me up so many times...
(Ohh dont worry Amanda, <<even though i dont even know who you are and i feel sorry for you...>> i'll help you find a place to stay, introduce you to people and i will be around if you need me, i know you are new in town and i will show you my hospitality )
Reeeeeally? ok then...I need thisss.... can i borrow that.... can i stay in your place for a while like.... every single day, can you come with me to do this, im sick do you have something, i ran out of sugar can i....
YES, ofcourse, anytime <<i would say>> until you finally realise, WTF you life sucking bitch!!

LEECH ALERT<<when you realise you are being invaded by leeches....keep them as far away from you as you can, when they come over, dont answer the door, when they ask you out, make up something like your toenail hurts and you cant go out, remember out of their sight and out of their minds, so stay off the places they normally visit, and they wont disturb you anymore, hopefully they will get the message and will probably find another naive person to suck on>>

Learn your lesson, and dont let it happen again!
Remember Karma will get their fucking sorry asses!!

by Karma is here! September 12, 2009

Coral Leech

A mythical beast of Swedish origins. She gives birth to large headed replicas of herself sometimes wih moles on the backs of their heads.
A typical characteristic of Coral Leech is her inability to use her slightly smaller right arm. Also known as the 'Gimpy Arm'.

"Coral, Coral, Coral Leech"
"You are such a Coral Leech"

by Lee Harmann December 17, 2004

lechery

lech·er·y
n. pl. lech·er·ies
Excessive indulgence in sexual activity; lewdness.
A lecherous act.

Secret Squirrel's lechery was a grim legend at the preschool.

by anonymous October 6, 2003

Leechfuck

Note: this is a spelling correction for the submission of "leachfuck".

1. To accept unearned handouts from government agencies.

2. To grow so large and completely foul up your business to the extent that your bankruptcy will cause systemic risk and require a federal bailout.

1. La Fawnduh hates to work so she had 6 kids and lives off welfare, unemployment and medicaid. She's a leechfuck.

2. BSC, AIG, BAC, Citibank are leechfucks.

leachfuck

Note: this is a spelling correction for the submission of "leachfuck".

by Coondog42 March 21, 2009

leecher

A leecher is a person on some type of internet community (torrent, forums, ect.) who downloads as they please and never contributes back to that community. Often characterized by low post counts or having nothing in their shared folder. Leechers steal a network's bandwidth with downloads and potentially can cause it to lag. Derived (obviously) from the parasite with many similarities to a Leecher.

{18:43} <&Shade> Aero, click the members link in the forums!
{18:44} <&Aeroadm> Why?
{18:44} <&Shade> I did the math, only 3% of the members have posted more than 10 times!
{18:44} <&Aeroadm> leechers....
{18:44} <&Shade> Yea, yo DL! Delete those SOB leechers!
{18:45} <~Dark_Llama>Wha? Nah man, They boost the member counts :P
{18:45} <&Shade> -_-
{18:45} <&Aeroadm> -_-

by The Real Shade July 30, 2008