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lesbian

a woman who uses a fake dick when she could just go out and get the real thing. why use a dildo or vibrator when you could just go out there and find a perfectly good dick? lesbians are just straight women who are faking it because they want to be different.
when a girl is asked by a guy to have sex and she says, "no i am a lesbian." she really means no i am going to go fuck my virbator tonight.
by Steffanie May 26, 2007
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Lesbian also known as - best porn ever
by Trevor "Wanker" Cowper April 5, 2009
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Ugly, fat women that can't get men and resort to teaming up to have sex. They're always gross and never as hot as the ones on the internet. Period.
"Is that a lesbian?"
"She's fat, ugly and has a butch hair cut. So Yup!"
by Dick Chaineey February 24, 2010
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girl who thinks she likes guys, then meets a girl who convinces her that she's lesbian, then she becomes a lesbian.
Jean Marie is a lesbian. word.
by lesbians are hawt November 14, 2010
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sexually active man haters. 2 girls with high sex drives and usually blonde because they are too stupid to know how to work a vibrator so they bang another girl for pleasure.
bobs moms are lesbians...
bob: yo momma!
frank: which one!?
bob: both yo mommas!
by asjhsggdusdd May 15, 2005
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you're adopted because you're mom is lesbian
by coochiejuiice February 3, 2020
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a non man who loves non men. this includes genderfluid, demigirl, trans feminine, nonbinary, libra feminine, and a lot of genderqueer identities that can fit onto the lesbian scale. it of course does include both trans and cis binary woman.
person 1: are you a lesbian?
person 2: yes!
person 1: oh okay! that's very cool!!
by vibes only August 5, 2021
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