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lesbian

a woman who uses a fake dick when she could just go out and get the real thing. why use a dildo or vibrator when you could just go out there and find a perfectly good dick? lesbians are just straight women who are faking it because they want to be different.
when a girl is asked by a guy to have sex and she says, "no i am a lesbian." she really means no i am going to go fuck my virbator tonight.
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lesbian

Lesbian also known as - best porn ever
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lesbian

Ugly, fat women that can't get men and resort to teaming up to have sex. They're always gross and never as hot as the ones on the internet. Period.
"Is that a lesbian?"
"She's fat, ugly and has a butch hair cut. So Yup!"
by Dick Chaineey February 24, 2010
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lesbian

girl who thinks she likes guys, then meets a girl who convinces her that she's lesbian, then she becomes a lesbian.
Jean Marie is a lesbian. word.
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lesbian

sexually active man haters. 2 girls with high sex drives and usually blonde because they are too stupid to know how to work a vibrator so they bang another girl for pleasure.
bobs moms are lesbians...
bob: yo momma!
frank: which one!?
bob: both yo mommas!
by asjhsggdusdd May 15, 2005
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lesbian

a non-man loving women.

no, it is not a woman loving women, it is someone who isnt male and dates only women.
matthew: hey, you a lesbian? bet i can turn you straight

adele: no i dont like dick fuck off
by baldkirari March 16, 2021
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lesbian

Non-men liking non-men
Person 1: I’m lesbian
Person 2: cool! Aren’t you non-binary tho?
Person 1: lesbian is non men liking non men so I can still be lesbian!
by Hey!Archery June 26, 2021
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