Laymans Terms

Something someone slightly slow, like Parker, would understand.

Laymans Terms: Parker has a lot of shit under her arm.

by Urban Dictionary (Admin) March 30, 2009

Chinese Lapdance

The term given to describe the position when one is sitting on the bike backwards. Their arms are backwards on the handlebars, and their feet our on the peddles backwards. They continue to ride in this position. One who may pull this off is to be considered a hero of all bike riders.

He did the Chinese Lapdance all the way home, hoping to score some brownie points.

by Look at Mike Hawk June 3, 2011

lapanen

A wierd pan sexual "person" who thinks it he/she is better than everyone. She is a real asshole and a fucking pierupää. Lapanen likes to read fanfiction and jerk off to anime. She thinks that jaakko is a fucing impotent.

Jaakko: Wow lapanen i hope you die

by pieru December 2, 2017

Peter x Laxman

laxman: Did you see this new ship?

Peter: YES BBY XOXOXOXOXOXO

laxman: SURE BBBY HDAGKFDUGFRHLIDGKBKUS

Peter x laxman a joke ship /hj

by UR MOM LOVER 69 420 August 25, 2022

laplant

a weak human capable of doing absolutely nothing.

" 1.girl Mr. Laplant is so weak he is just like Garfield fat chubby.

2. girl ewww he is so lazy.

you are such a laplant .

by devinmcawsome May 30, 2018

LaPlantism

1) Suffering from symptoms making one both cranky and temperish, such as an old man.

2) The enjoyment of having fingers stuck up the anus.

1) "Ever since he caught LaPlantism he just sits on his porch and yells at kids as they walk by."

2) Nani Donut: "I heard you had fingers up your butt."
The Dress-Code Bear: "LaPlantism"
Nani Donut: (in a sad tone) "LaPlantism indeed."

by Samurai - Anji May 22, 2007

laymanized

put in words that anyone stupid or ignorant enough to belive what the speeker is saying then one is actually layman and is being controlled by the speaker. Being 'laymanized'

Mark :Dam why is John assaulting Chris in suck a way

David : SHhhhhhh He's being Laymanized! U layman! clearly u can't see u ignorant fuck!

by 8881623 May 27, 2016