Lana Kane

Lana Kane is the extremely tall and sexy counter part of Sterling Archer. She was the top field agent at Isis until the US government shut it down. Now she is struggling to make ends meet as a Private investigator while raising her daughter Abbiejean Kane-Archer. She clearly has repressed emotions for the great sterling archer, he also has them for her. However they are constantly at each others throats. Arguing and making fun of each other. She is always letting her petty emotions and desire to one up her true love sterling archer blow for blow, like sleeping with cyril who eventually cheated on her withhowever she is no where near as succesful.

Archer: "Lana....." *lana tries to ignore archer*...*slightly louder* "lana".....*archer inhales deeply* "LANAAAAA!"
Lana: "WHAT!"
Archer: "Dander Zone...." *chuckles*
.....*lana shoots archer in right foot*.....

"- Okay, so do you mind if I take a little? Lana Kane! Just because now you're not the only black agent - Hey, that is not - Urban.
Whatever." Mallory and lana season 1 episode 3 diversity hire.

by GeraldM December 5, 2016

Lana

a very sexy girl that every hot man wants to fuck really hard

man, did you see lana?

by katemossrocks12 January 20, 2009

lana rhodes

A girl with a phat (a very thick) ass.

Captain America is an OG Lana Rhodes.

by Jackerzzz May 28, 2019

Lanasexual

LANASEXUAL: a descriptive word for females who identify themselves as straight but have feelings of love and/or attraction toward actress Lana Parrilla.

"A friend asked me if I was straight or bi, and I replied NEITHER. I'm LanaSexual."

"Look at those women, trying to promote their Lanasexual agenda!"

"While watching OUAT, I realized that my Lanasexuality was growing stronger with each viewing."

by HenrySwanMills May 26, 2014

Yoo lana

Yoo Lana's real name is eugenia Svetlana and a Russian kpop singer / chinese pop Singer she debuted with the song take the wheel her song take the wheel received lots of criticisms because she was russian because of all the hate she had been receiving online she comeback with make it real to prove her haters wrong she then later on decided to participate in a produce camp chinese survival show she was ranked she was ranked 22th and later eliminated she then made a comeback called talk talk a lot of rumors are circulating that she had plastic surgery to look asian but it's only a rumor

Andrew - Have you heard of yoo lana
Emma - who's she

Andrew - a new kpop chinese pop soloist

by Kpopfangirlie November 9, 2020

lana del rey

lana del rey is the best singer to ever exist. if you love her & her music then hmu we’re automatically best friends!! if you don’t then the door is here ➡️🚪

bro #1: did you hear lana del rey’s new song?! that shit is fire!!

bro #2: yeah bro,,, she’s the best singer ever!!

by whore4rebecca December 13, 2019

laiza

That one girl that seems to always be there. She's a great listener, but can't really give out advice. She's your best friend and you don't even know it. She's also pretty and loyal to all she meets, but don't get on her bad side... she can release a wrath worse than the great depression.

You've got to get yourself a Laiza. Very useful when you're in a blue mood.

by LesQueen December 21, 2016