Lanky Flakes

The best, and healthiest cereal brand. Lanky Flakes is made up of 100% natural ingredients. Each color has a different flavor of basic fruits. Red: strawberry, orange: orange, yellow: banana, green: lime, blue: blueberry, & purple: grape. See more information on your box of Lanky Flakes when you purchase it at: Best Buy, Walmart, Target, Kohl's, Acme, & ShopRite!
Lanky Flakes is good cereal!
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Lanky Knob

A lanky knob is someone who is unusualy thin and tall like a gay slenderman
That Pedo is a Lanky Knob
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big dumb lanky idiot

The hottest and D A N K E S T person ever.
I wanna be a big dumb lanky idiot.
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stanky lanky

A man’s penis after having stinky butt sex
That’s was good, but now I have a stanky lanky.
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Lanky Yokel

A local villager that doesn’t like ‘outsiders’ entering ‘their village’ usually believes in barmy stories that the authorities tell them, without applying any logical thinking or common sense. Enter the village at your own risk.
Lanky Yokel: Of course it’s possible for someone to drown in a shallow river and go unnoticed by ‘expert’ divers, sonar, sniffer dogs, drones, and members of the public for 23 days and of course it’s possible for an inaminate object to move against the tide.

Lanky yokel: it doesn’t mattet if a crime has been committed if the family are happy with the verdict.
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Lanky Yokel

A local villager that doesn’t like ‘outsiders’ entering ‘their village’ usually believes everything that the authorities tell them, without applying any logical thinking or common sense. Enter the village at your own risk.
Lanky Yokel: Of course it’s possible for someone to drown in a shallow river and go unnoticed by ‘expert’ divers, sonar, sniffer dogs, drones, and members of the public for 23 days.
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Lanky lou

Used if someone is freakishly tall
You fam your proper lanky lou still
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