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ladling

The act of playing with droopy balls with a ladle. The balls and ladle should be warm, so they they droop as much as possible.
I really enjoy ladling balls
by PuffballAG December 22, 2009
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frog landing zone

(Drawing a square on my chest) THis is a frog landing zone buddy. If you feel froggy just leap Mother F***er!
by James Enockson May 17, 2006
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Crash Landing

A handshake in which a person reaches out for a handshake with someone they had just met but quickly fakes him/her out and goes for a hug but then again fakes him/her out by stretching his/her arms out in what appears to be a falling airplane position and quickly grabbing/fingering his/her balls/pussy.
Hence the "crash landing".
Joe: Yo dan why does it look like you've just seen your grandma getting fucked in the ass?

Dan: dude some guy just went to shake my hand and hug me at the same time, but instead he grabbed my fuckin sack!!

Joe: HAAA! sounds like you just got a crash landing!
by Joe dan keith May 29, 2008
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Landing Patch

Narrow patch of pubic hair above a woman's snatch
Lisa's landing patch safely landed MOCO's 747!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009
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newport landing apartments

an apartment complex in dallas, tx usa, where one can be expected to be treated with no respect, refferred to as "a ghetto peoples" by the manager, and generally treated like crap by the management. if you move in, don't expect anything to be fixed, at least not within reason.
"We're moving to the Newport Landing Apartments in Dallas Texas."
"Don't you know the manager is racist?"
"Well, it's all my family can afford, so we will just have to suffer until we are no longer oppressed by poverty and social injustice."
by faceless victim of poverty March 31, 2004
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landingo

The word to use for a black slave which was owned by a white man with a lot of fortune.
The word Landingo was mostly used in Spain by the Spanish Which use to have many slaves and many slave owners.
The word was also used for a name which they called a slave instead of his or her birth name.
Landingo was sent to mail my first letter to the Don of Madrid.
by Johnathon Franko June 27, 2009
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Landing Eagle

Name for the following act.

Grab your sack with one hand as you position yourself and your junk for sitting on the toilet. This is often done when you about to unload a payload with a full belly.

The purpose is mainly to prevent the jewels from being crushed while sitting. This can be a burden for the “larger” packaged gentlemen.

Any variation of landing eagle, eagle has landed when in reference to the bathroom means the same thing.
I had to use the landing eagle method when dropping that log at the truck stop.

Bro 1: I crushed my nuts the other day when I sat down to fast

Bro 2: brother, u gotta land the eagle safely.
by FoJmeRaw August 9, 2022
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