arse over kettle

Phrs. Fall over. Also 'arse over tea kettle'.

"I was just strolling along the lino when, alluvasudden, I tripped over one of the ankle-biters' toys and fell arse over kettle!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

Boston Tea Kettle

It's when a man ejaculates onto a woman's asshole, and she farts creating a mist of cum, which imitates a steam effect of a tea kettle.

Honey, you know what we haven't done in a long time, Boston Tea Kettle.

by cake farts July 25, 2010

Kettle

An abbreviated response based on the expression, "That's like the pot calling the kettle black." It is a response made when the speaker has just said something that the listner thinks the speaker is just as guilty of as whoever the speaker was criticizing.

"I can't believe he went through the buffet line again."
"Kettle! Didn't you go for extra desert!"

by Ms. D May 8, 2006

[ketted]

to be off your tits on ketamine

i was soooooo ketted last night, i thought i was a tree!

by macrel88 March 4, 2009

pot kettle

Shorter version of pot calling the kettle black.

HE. I don't like otters any more , they have rough facial hair.
BB. Pot kettle

by Dolphins are better December 13, 2016

kettle speak

how the people of kettle run talk

Hey chee.
I see chu.
Yammas.
Going Ham.
Heard That.
Mort.

We use kettle speak.

by klmonpuyt February 25, 2011

Krettel

Is a person who always has your back. She is too good for this world. When she smiles she makes the whole world smile with her. She is so pretty and full of joy. Her beautiful mind makes flowers bloom. Everybody wants to feel the magical aura of hers. People give their husbands to her just to be her friend.

If you meet a Krettel then you can say to your grandchildren that you have seen the good side of life.

by Pomeranian baby December 5, 2020