kovanen

Noun: Disease marked by rambling meglomania with addictive tendencies.

Verb: To kovanen - To miscommunicate one's thoughts or ideas with the expectation that others can telepathically discern the true meaning.

George W. Bush kovanenized the reasons for attacking Iraq.

by kovanen survivor April 3, 2004

Valdemar Kovalionok

Person who is being secretly watched.

Jack: I’m stalking Emily’s Instagram. Today I want to go after her to hers house.
Kris: Oh, so we can call her “Valdemar Kovalionok”

by Kolyalol November 8, 2021

kovas

a super cool chick, shes smart (but a slacker) and is very funny. shes one of the most gorgeous people you can meet. shes not afraid to be who she is and happens to be very musically talented. kovas usually likes rock music. she is shy but once you get to know her shes awesome. but never take advantage of her, she will fight back.

person 1: who is that kovas girl?
person 2: idk but they seem chill

by that fat emo chesire cat April 7, 2015

kolachode

A kolache that is misshapen or deform

Dude you ate all the sausage eggs, and all you left me was this fucking kolachode. Asshole.

by Logan March 27, 2005

kojack

An undercover cop usually for drugs or speeders on the highway

The kojack arrested the drug dealer.

by Drug dealer October 30, 2013

kovalchick

The last name of the coolest girl in the universe. She is awsome in every way and your all jealous.

I love shannon kovalchick. She is like a sister to me.

by Nate Acken June 12, 2008

Kojacking

Parking your vehicle directly outside the door of the building you wish to enter

That's a nice kojack
He's really good at kojacking

by Jessica1001 February 7, 2015