Indian Koi Pond
The ‘ol lady keeps flushing her rags, it seems like quarterly we have an Indian Koi Pond installed in the house.
Indian Koi Pond by Placenta_effect December 28, 2025
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Fixing the koi pond
A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.
"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"
Fixing the koi pond by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022
Koishiteru
A Japanese word that translates to English as "I Love You" (In a romantic way)
You could also try saying "Daisuki" to a person you are interested in.
Or you could say "Aishiteru" to a person you are in a serious relationship with.
"Koishiteru" Is used best when saying it to someone you want to spend the rest of your life with.
You could also try saying "Daisuki" to a person you are interested in.
Or you could say "Aishiteru" to a person you are in a serious relationship with.
"Koishiteru" Is used best when saying it to someone you want to spend the rest of your life with.
Koishiteru by Nickkzor99 December 6, 2012
Koifished
Deceiving someone via social media or dating site by posting/sending pics or videos that are very old and
don't represent the way you currently look.
Koi's are the longest living fish. They have been reported to achieve ages of 100–200 years. - Wikipedia
don't represent the way you currently look.
Koi's are the longest living fish. They have been reported to achieve ages of 100–200 years. - Wikipedia
Fuck man I got koifished on POF. That chick I met the other night looked hot on her profile pics, but when I saw her she looked 15 years older and had gained alot of weight.
Koifished by foxaguilar August 21, 2018
Koinkidink
It was a total koinkidink that she called me right after I told her best friend that she hasn’t called in a long time.
Koinkidink by Feelu May 11, 2019
Koino Shower
The sexual act where a female stands over a partner and releases menstrual blood on their face. Like a golden shower, but red.
Koino Shower by Kimmicakes December 25, 2013